B-spec drivers Names

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Last night Pedro went crazy and tryed to sabotage my 24hour 'ring race by missing the pit 3 times and running out of fuel mid lap. Althogh this was stupid all i could do is laugh as he had the ride of his life crashing at every turn
 
eggmann
Maybe so, but it's still his name. I'm sorry you don't approve. :rolleyes:

It's quite an appropriate name really, considering half of the time my B-Spec driver seems to be on a magical mystery tour... :sly:
 
I call my guy 'Bob'. Or 'Bill'. Or 'Fred'. Or 'My B-Spec Guy who can't keep two tyres on the road, let alone 4'. Or 'Fredrick'

I like Fredirck, I might go with Fredrick. :)
 
NA IS BEST
Sorry if this is off topic but how do you make a name for your B-spec driver?

Your imagination... :D his name will only ever exist in your head, so go wild...

In my case, I just jumbled up the letters of my screen name... :sly: (U.I. Armstrong!) He is my alter-ego. :odd:
 
i cal mine Hans Moleman, cos he cant see a car in front of him until his nailed it up the arse, then takes a further 3 or 4 more rams to figure out the technicalities of passing a car (ie- to pass a car you msut go around it as your car lacks the abilities of osmosis or flying).

Kaos when he rams a Fiat 500 topping out at 90km/h on the nurb straight while doing abotu 230-240km/h in the Jag E type coupe
 
Since mine has just gone over 6000 overall skill points and started getting his Racing Line right, i've promoted the guy.

I now call him: 'B_Smug Bob'

Cheers,

Gram.
 
When I first started the game I called him dumb A$$ :yuck: :scared: 👎 :sick:
I never B-speced until I got to the Enduros...
but after My little causin (18 year old mofo) messed up my game I started B-specing instead or racing I started calling him
Schuey
He was in last place in one race @ Cote de azur (sp) and came back to win in the very last lap by 1 sec. I think it was in the Sports Lounge (extreme) :dopey:
 
Bella. The name just rolls off the tounge.

Plus, women in racing suits ... (Steph, if you happen to be reaing this, please don't take offence!)
 
My driver is Jaques, his dad was fast. I am training him to be fast as well. At this time he is wearing out my S7 at the Nurburgring 24 hrs. He is putting in some good laps, he is getting better. Now if only he could drive a F1 car! :)
 
I usually call him, "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU DUMB ASS S.O.B.!!!"
Sometimes I call him, "TURN, TURN, I SAID TURN! YOU S.O.B.!!!!"
But other times I call him, "WRONG [insert curse word here]...ING WAY YOU DUMB ASS MOTHER [repeat curse word]...ER" Followed immediately by, "HEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THE TRACK WAS THE OTHER WAY!!!!!"

His most common name used to be, "STAY IN THE CLOSET YOU QUEER, AND QUIT RAMMING THAT GUY UP THE ASS!!!!!" But I think he's going straight now(thank god), 'cause he's not ram rodding people as much any more.

P.S.- I think his real name is Bob, but I don't think I've ever used it. :lol:
 
Niice. I also call him. You 🤬 my 45 second lead is now 6 sec.
And, You 🤬 I TOLD YOU TO PIT!
And, I am hungry... You keep b-specing..... 20 minuts later...
YOU 🤬 WHAT THE 🤬 DID YOU DO!
 
I usually call him "WTF! You retarded POS!"

When it gets smarter and become a better driver, I'll give him another name.
 
Since B-spec has almost 8000 points and 93/79/73, he´s usually called 👍 but sometimes, like the 24 hrs Lemans II, when he crashed twice on the long straight with 3 laps to go and gave up a 45 sec lead to win with 0.587 sec, he´s also known as :scared:. He´s real name is Hubert though, but thats rarely used.
 
I guess I shouldn't be too hard on him. Afterall he can beat me in a time trial run if I monitor him and change his speed so he doesn't wreck. Then I go on the track and get to about 1.01 secs behind his gost. AND I HAVE BEEN A VIDEO GAME RACER SINCE '97 and I use a DFP so yeah, I'm fast as ****, But if you keep B-Spec Bob from blowing the turns he'll lay down a hot lap. If I leave him at 5 the whole time he ends up a second or two slower because he always blows a turn. BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, HE CANNOT RACE FOR CRAP. In the same Family Cup race on high difficulty, I'll make it to 3rd or 4th and he can't keep up with 5th. WTF??!! How can he be faster than me in time trial and that much slower in a race?

For that reason I have decided I have two drivers, B-Spec Bob, my test driver who does all the time trials (HE'S GOOD!!!)
And the one mentioned in my earlier post, the one who does all the races
This one.
me
I usually call him, "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU DUMB ASS S.O.B.!!!"
Sometimes I call him, "TURN, TURN, I SAID TURN! YOU S.O.B.!!!!"
But other times I call him, "WRONG [insert curse word here]...ING WAY YOU DUMB ASS MOTHER [repeat curse word]...ER" Followed immediately by, "HEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THE TRACK WAS THE OTHER WAY!!!!!"

His most common name used to be, "STAY IN THE CLOSET YOU QUEER, AND QUIT RAMMING THAT GUY UP THE ASS!!!!!" But I think he's going straight now(thank god), 'cause he's not ram rodding people as much any more.
I wish they would trade places.
 
amp88
Steve [McQueen]

Speaking of Mr. McQueen - how many of you out there actually own the movie "LeMans", starring Steve? (I do)

Great name amp88!

I never called my b-spec driver anything, I kind of just figured it was me doing some sort of astral projection and telling myself what to do...(thus the difficulty in passing, when mind and body are not one...makes things harder eh?)

But I've been using the term b-spec bob since I saw it on a forum/post/thingy a while back...


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