Best line in a movie

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South Park Movie


Kyle- I think i know the answer Mr Garrison

Eric- Meh meh meh meh

Kyle- shut up fat boy

Eric- Hey dont call me fat you ****in jew

Mr Garrison- Eric did you just say the F word?

Eric- Jew?

Kyle- No hes talkin about **** you cant say **** in school u ****in
fat ass

Mr Garrison- KYLE!

Eric- Why the **** not?

Mr Garrison- ERIC!

Stan- Dude you just said **** again

Mr Garrison- STANLEY!

Kenny- ****

Mr Garrison- KENNY!

Eric- Whats the big deal it doesnt hurt no body... **** ****ity **** **** ****

Mr Garrison- How would you like to go see the school counciler

Eric- How would u like to suck my balls?

Everyone- Huhhh?:eek:

Mr Garrison- WHAT DID U SAY??:mad:

Eric- Im sry im sry what i said is HOW WOULD U LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!, Mr Garrison

Stan- Holy ****
 
Ace Ventura-when nature calls
"Excuse me...(whipers)your balls are showing(end whipser). Bumblebeetuna(or something like that)."
 
From the most quotable movie in history:

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TY: You take drugs, Danny?
DANNY: Every day.
TY: Then what's your problem?


TY: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.


TY: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body


DR. BEEPER: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
TY: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.


CARL: ...And I said, Hey Lama, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort? And he says, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness So I got that going for me, which is nice.


CARL: Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?


CARL: It's in the hole!!


CARL: This is a hybrid ... of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff.


CARL: I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think


AL: Hey everybody, we're all gonna' get laid!!


AL: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must have been something before electricity.


AL: Tell the cook this is low grade dog food ... This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.


AL: Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way.


CADDY: Would you like to have your driver?
AL: No, he's not my type.


AL: He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.


AL: I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish.


JUDGE SMAILS: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.


DR. BEEPER: Snake a tube down her nose, I'll be there in 4 or 5 hours
 
Boondock Saints
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match sh**'s got to go.
Doc: What?
Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?
Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Conner MacManus, Murphy MacManus: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they **** their guns] et spiritu sancti.
[blam]
 
Good Morning Vietnam:

Cronauer (Robin Williams): We've got a special man in the audience today right now...it's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army.
Funny voice: Why thank you, Adrian. I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know, this whole camoflage thing for me doesn't work very well.
Cronauer: Why is that?
Funny voice: Well, because you go into the jungle, I can't SEE you! You know, its like wearing stripes and plaid! For me, I want to do something different. You know, if you go in the jungle, make a statement! If you're going to fight, CLASH!

Cronauer (to SGM Dickerson): You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!

Cronauer : Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.

Cronauer: Something real special right now, we've got a traffic report up there on the Ho-Chih-Minh trail. How's it goin' up there?
Funny voice: Well, Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there...it's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere! I don't know what to say... we're gonna maybe drop a little napalm there, try and cook him down! Have a little barbeque!

Download the sound files here: http://www.moviesounds.com/vietnam.html they are just too funny.
 
"He slimed me."

Ghostbusters



"You two are the dumbest Bounty Hunters I have ever seen in my entire life!"
"You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!

Midnight Run


"Have you ever bopped your bologna?"
and
Q. "Do you have Asteroids?" A. "Naw, but my dad does though. Can't even sit on the pot sometimes."
and
"Oh God!" "The dog went on the picnic basket!"

National Lampoon's Vacation


Lady screaming "MY HUSBAND HAS A GUN!"
Response "Yes madam, I'm sure he has. For all I know he shot it while you screamed."
and
"It's a tiny little country." "It's a 50 cent cab ride from one end of the country, to the other." "They recently had the whole country carperted, I'm talking small." "Rhoad Island could kick the crap out of it in a war!" "This is not a big place!"
and
"You must have hated this moose."

Arthur
 
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother fu<ker, mother fu<ker. Every time my hand touches brain, I'm superfly TNT, guns of the Navarone!!!"

-Pulp Fiction.

"All women need is some serious deep di<kin."

-Chasing Amy

Joker - "How do you kill women and children?"

Gunner - "Easy! You just don't lead'em as much."

-Full Metal Jacket.
 
oh man, you guys are going to hate me for this one....



Guy > "Is there someone else?"
Meg Ryan > "No, but there's the thought of someone else."

- You've Got Mail
 
"You're the kind of guy who would **** a man in the a*s and not have the god d@mn common decency to give him a reacharound."

-Full Metal Jacket
 
Originally posted by Raptor65
Kindergarten Cop
Arnold-"Oh, my head hurts."
Little Kid-"Maybe it's a brain tumor"
Arnold-"It's not a brain tumor!"
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"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." - Little kid from Kindergarten Cop.
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Oh lordy, lordy those ones are great!
 
Originally posted by miata13B
"check you later"

Daved and Confused :D
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...check you later, check you later, man chicks dont wanna hear that ****...


(The Joker)Is that you John Wayne is this me?
(SDI) Who said that?, who the f%^k said that? whos the common as **** twinkle toe's c0cksucker who said that Nobody huh? The fairy f@#&ing godmother said it, out f$%^ing standing, I'll P.T you all till you f$%^ing die!, I'll P.T you all till your a$$holes are sucking buttermilk


(SDI) Private Pile I'll give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 f$%^ing seconds to wipe the stupid grin of you're face or I'll goug out you're eyeballs and skull f%^k you
1, 2, 3 (PILE) Sir I cant help it sir (SDI) Bull$!t get on you're knees scumbag

Full Metal Jacket
 
"Say hello to my little friend!"

Scarface


"What we've got here is, failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke


"Rosebud"

Citizen Kane


"Luke, I am your father."

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back


"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200 shot, range model air rifle."

A Christmas Story


"I shall call him, Mini Me."

Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me.


"Houston, we have a problem."

Apollo 13


"I lost my wife too. Only, her name wasn't ID though, and it wasn't in a flood."

American Graffiti


"Ah, Gary? Why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

Weird Science


"I want my two dollars!"

Better Off Dead


"Excuse me, I don't mean to impose, but I am The Ocean."

The Salton Sea


"You got a boner too?"

Cocoon


"I'm proud of ya. All of ya. Every father wishes his boy to be a better man than he was. You are."

The Cowboys
 
Merovingian: French is the best language to swear in.
[stream of curses]
Merovingian: It's like wiping your ass with silk.

Morpheus: I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.


gotta quote some Kevin Smith movies

"What the **** is the internet?"

Jay: Get offa me! I wanna see what's up! What the **** is this s***? Who the **** are you, lady? Why the **** did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the **** is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the **** does that mean? Has everyone gone ******' nuts? What the **** happened to that guy's head?! I want some-[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by a huge ****ing rock.

Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
 
Stand by me
Eyeball:
"You shoulden't of gone for the wooden one."
Ace:
"Tell me something I don't know asshole."
Gladiator
"What we do in life echos an eternity"

Broken Arrow
"Assumption is the mother of all **** ups"
 
Aye, fight and you may die; run and you'll live... at least a while; and dying in your beds many years from now, Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that "you can take our lives, but you can never take our FREEDOM!!!!"

-Braveheart
 
Now if they kill you, I'm gonna have to go around and kill all of them, now thats a lot of killen - Young guns
 
Spaceballs
"They've gone Plaid!"
"She's gone from suck to blow!"

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
"Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
"Ni!"
"We want Shrubbery. Not to expensive."
"We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are the Knights who say icky icky patang woot!" Or somthing like that.

Anything from those two movies is hilarious.
 

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