I can't wait until someone sees a real cactus while walking through the Grand Canyon, then sues the state of Arizona because they felt threatened by the plant, which appeared to be flicking them off.
I can somwhat agree with the Starbucks case. If the defendant lady was telling the truth about the spill being caused by a negligent employee then that employee deserves to have her ass kicked a little. But see, it's impossible for that employee that hand over the compensation required of a lifetime of twitchin' toes. So, Starbucks itself would be the next step--as in, they can provide compensation.
All I know of the lady who broke her ankle is that she tripped over her kid. I have no clue what may lave led to that, but it could have been legitimate if an employee bumped her, or a cart hit her, or some dumb thing like that.
But it's funnier the other way.