British Millionaire Marries Dolphin

[X5.]

Saw this rather interesting piece of information. Thought i would share the fun

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[Vonie]

That's a little weird.

 

[X5.]

Extremely weird, if i may say.

Quote

"It was everything and more,” said Tendler after the ceremony. “I am just waiting for everyone to leave so we can have a private moment."

 

[Famine]

"Bloody Limeys. They come over here, shag our dolphins..."

 

[gt_masta]

Wtf?

This guy should pay himself a psychologue with his million, he really needs it.

 

[Famine]

She.

You heard me. She.

 

[X5.]

"Bloody Limeys. They come over here, shag our dolphins..."

You've made my morning

Maybe finding a man was getting difficult, therefore resulting to other animals was the only way out!! 👎

 

[High-Test]

That's odd.


I think I have a new Sig..

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Thats almost as messed as the organization in the USA that promote love between man and mans best friend, the dog.
And by love, you know what I mean.
Seriously.

 

[Emohawk]

You've made my morning

Maybe finding a man was getting difficult, therefore resulting to other animals was the only way out!! 👎

Well, I was just going to mention that dolphins have prehensile penises, but the porpoise in question appears to be female. So... I don't have any amusing factoids to contribute.

Edit: Ah, it appears I do;
Factoid doesn't mean what I thought it did:
"A piece of unverified or inaccurate information that is presented in the press as factual, often as part of a publicity effort, and that is then accepted as true because of frequent repetition."
So, I have no amusing facts to contribute.

 

[a6m5]

I heard about this on the news. Shouldn't it be considered some sort of animal abuse?

 

[Seanman]

I heard about this on the news. Shouldn't it be considered some sort of animal abuse?

Depends on how ugly the millionaire is.

 

[Ev0]

I only have one thing to say about this...

 

[Blake]

@ EvO

That is more than a little freaky.

 

[Vonie]

Well, I guess she found her porpoise in life...


(Sorry.)

 

[VIPFREAK]

O... K...

 

[McLaren]

" she was looking forward to having a moment alone with her beau."


Ewwwww......

 

[911_Carrera]

Well, I guess she found her porpoise in life...


(Sorry.)

You're FINished after that pun.

 

[ferrari_chris]

This is wierd!

Are two females allowed to get married? Shouldn't it be one of those gay union things?

And,

Well, I guess she found her porpoise in life...


(Sorry.)

That sounds more like something Touring Mars would contribute.

 

[X5.]

Meh, the dolphin is in it just for the food!

'After giving her groom a big, wet kiss, Tendler was thrown into the water to swim with her slippery spouse.'

To be honest i didn't see much swimming going on in the video . What i saw was a woman being pushed into the water causing her 'husband' to scamper! So much for a relationship ey

 

[Touring Mars]

In an exclusive interview, this is what the Dolphin had to say about it

 

[X5.]

In an exclusive interview, this is what the Dolphin had to say about it

I'm not surprised! The dolphin was apparently forced into the relationship without his consent, poor thing

 

[tabs]

Are two females allowed to get married? Shouldn't it be one of those gay union things?

The dolphin is a male. She's not a freak, you know...

But dude, his name is Cindy. What the ****? That's just weird.

 

[Pebb]

Wonder how they will have childen, maybe some Science people will try to make fish childen people lol.

 

[Shannon]

Err... damn!

 

[Sting]

Dubbleyew Tee Eff!

Some people are just screwed up in their head.

 

[TVRKing]

Some people are just screwed up in their head.

Somebody just call me?

 

[McLaren]

Wonder how they will have childen, maybe some Science people will try to make fish childen people lol.

Eww, don't bring stuff like that up!

 

[Specialized]

Well i can see the attraction, Its a pretty good looking dolphin if i do say so myself

Now where do you purchase one of these .........................

 

[Raghavan]

LOL. What a wacko.