Britney Spear is at it again....

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Klostrophobic
Wait.

Stop.

Jason Alexander?! George Costanza?!

Idiot. Her first husband was named Jason Alexander, but not that Jason Alexander.
 
M5Power
Idiot. Her first husband was named Jason Alexander, but not that Jason Alexander.

Wasn't that the one they lasted for about a day then called it a prank?
 
Darin
Wasn't that the one they lasted for about a day then called it a prank?

It lasted for about a day, but I don't think they ever called it a prank.
 
On my local news they called it a prank. But every other news channel said something else.
 
Is there any way they would blame it on a "wardrobe malfunction"?
 
He's an effing dancer who looks like a wigger. He has 1 kid with another woman, and soon to be a second kid with the same woman. He and Spears' have been dating for a few months.

Yeah - that's a success story in the making!:rolleyes:

Meh. I wish she was 17/18 again.
 
She can do whatever she wants as long as it leads up to her posing in playboy..hehe and for the jennifer lopez bet thing i think it'll last about...say...until she has a baby, which won't be long from now.
 
Just like the Olsen twins, Britney will never be posing nude for any adult magazines. Unless they lose the hundreds of millions of dollars they each have, and get insanely desperate - which I don't see happening.
 
Paris hilton is twice as rich as them...maybe britney and the olsens will team up together to make a home made video ;)
 
the_undrtaker89
Paris hilton is twice as rich as them...maybe britney and the olsens will team up together to make a home made video ;)


Paris is also one of the biggest dumb**** skanks this world has ever seen. Spears and the Olsens worked hard to get where they are. Paris just... was born.

Oh, and her movie sucked. All of them.:D

And on that VH1 show about celebs they said the that Paris and Nicky, or whatever the hell her name is, stand to inherit $28,000,000 a piece. That obviously is not counting the family business whenever pops dies. I believe the Olsens are worth well over $300,000,000. And Britney is somewhere over the $170,000,000 mark. Either way, they're all set for life assuming they have some common sense, and self control.
 
the_undrtaker89
Paris hilton is twice as rich as them...maybe britney and the olsens will team up together to make a home made video ;)
Motion seconded
 
josh
Paris is also one of the biggest dumb**** skanks this world has ever seen.
She's not even the dumbest. Jessica Simpson is even dumber.
 
Event Horizon
She's not even the dumbest. Jessica Simpson is even dumber.

Atleast Jessica still has a tiny but of common sense.

Paris Hilton has the IQ of a headless chicken and she is extremely bad in social situations. She doesn't know how to behave normally.

EDIT : and also, Paris is not that pretty (anorexic look from time to time)
 
Apclps
Paris Hilton has the IQ of a headless chicken and she is extremely bad in social situations. She doesn't know how to behave normally.
They're both morons. (btw, you're insulting the headless chicken) Nichole Ritchie surpasses both of Jessica Simpson and Paris combined in terms of IQ.
 
the_undrtaker89
Paris hilton is twice as rich as them...maybe britney and the olsens will team up together to make a home made video ;)

Not true, I believe they said the Olsen twin will become billionaire before they are 21! All I want is one million but I guess they worked for it. Im jealous.
 
Event Horizon
She's not even the dumbest. Jessica Simpson is even dumber.

But her looks make up for her dumbness.
 
Josh
Just like the Olsen twins, Britney will never be posing nude for any adult magazines. Unless they lose the hundreds of millions of dollars they each have, and get insanely desperate - which I don't see happening.

I'm sure Britney Spears will pose for magazine's like Playboy, right after she realize's she can't sing.

Darin
But her looks make up for her dumbness.

Indeed.
 
The olsens will never I know that for sure but I can keep dreaming. They lived a life where they are protected by their parents and money. But Britney ;) she has potential. And i know for a fact any guy here would love to see some ;) ;).

Edit: jessica was never going to pose for playboy so i don't care about her.💡
 
You people actually think the Olsen twins look good? :yuck: They look like anorexic elves.
 
It wasn't me who said anything about them, I feel bad for Mary-Kate, she need's to eat. They both don't look however old they are. They still look 12.

Check this out - The mystery of Britney's breasts. No Nudity.
 
The olsens are fairly hot sure they could use a couple of big macs but still they're ok
hehe what about lindsay lohan she's better than both olsens on top of each other. That link was great.:)
 
Yes, Agreed that Lohan is dead seeexy........what about my girl Duff???
 
Shes a wanabe slut I have to say. But her parents aren't going to let her be like lindsay lohan. Hilary will probaly be the next britney spears only less hotter. For the record I hope none of you guys are over 21 and still thinking about lindsay lohan, because that is too wrong.
 
I disagree, if Hilary Duff wanted to be like Britney Spears she could've by now, but she didn't. I'm pretty sure she won't become what Britney Spears is. She's still clean.
 
They are all sexy in their own way....I'd let them all have it 💡
 
Have any of you ever heard of aishwarya rai she's like the least slutty person out of everyone we've talked about and she's really hot at the same time.
 
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