WOW! For someone who is self-confessed to be "in-the-know" you sure don't seem to be much of a problem solver...
3 possible solutions without giving it any real thought...
1) Backup your game onto a USB stick then plug both your USB stick and HDD into a PC... Guess what comes next... Copy, then... wait for it, Paste!

2) If you want to run you music, movies and other stuff off your HDD on your TV, try these things known as dual HDMI output video cards... 1 HDMI to your monitor, 1 to your TV and there you have it, dual monitor support and you can watch your stuff!
3) Another alternative is... WIRELESS! Windows 7 can be connected to your PS3 through such an invention! Just plug your HDD into your PC and then watch your programs over a wireless network...
Ah, the miracles of technology... 👍
But seriously, "I hate you Sony"... Bit over the top is it not?
Also, I don't know where you live but here in Australia the PS3 only supports FAT32 formatted HDDs and not NTFS...

I do however agree with, "I am certainly not paying to upload my game saves "to the cloud"." 👍 +1