Originally posted by M5Power
Well, I figure this thread's going to be closed in a matter of minutes so I might as well steer it down a less disgusting path before it dies.
So I checked on the branches; they're still there. This sucks because we're listing our house for sale tomorrow. There's going to be termites crawling all over everything when we're trying to show the home; I can see it now. Of course, our neighbors are far from normal. The fellow next door is a 55-year-old bald man who bought a Camaro convertible during his late-midlife crisis. He rode around with the top down all winter wearing a damn hat because he's bald. He's probably been collecting branches ever since it snowed. Crafty Bastard.