Car Haikus

[Liquid]

Just a bit of fun.

I'll start with one about the Fiat Punto

Italian grace,
Summer drive but sometimes not,
Fix it again Toni,

 

[niky]

Rustling leaves
A sudden storm passes
Go-ji-ra

Also:

Slide slither
Such false bravado
Swiftly fades

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Ferrari vee eight
Shrieking, screaming, to redline
Music, sweet music

Brake, clutch, rev match, shift
Turn in and hit the apex
Add throttle to taste

Driving a Honda
VTEC Just kicked in, yo
Still not very fast

Much speed and power
Will not get you very far
In a traffic jam

 

[Fastcarguy]

Speed and power
Will not get you very far
In a traffic jam

Only 4 syllables. Not a true Haiku

 

[Watchman]

 

 

[Wiegert]

Renault hatch is cool
JMoney does not agree
Toys thrown out of pram

 

[Liquid]

Renault hatch is cool
JMoney does not agree
Toys thrown out of pram

Renault 19 notch,
Harvey and Menu driving,
Two wins but no more,

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Only 4 syllables. Not a true Haiku

Fixed 👍

 

[Doodle]

I'm pretty sure that was 4 syllables before. Now it's 5.

Unless I'm totally wrong and 'power' has one syllable.

 

[1241Penguin]

To a scenic spot
An F40 went camping
Online crybabies

 

[Liquid]

SD1 Vitesse
B road drive in BL pride
Summers passed, now rust

 

[Epic B]

Toyota Supra
It's powered by a straight six
That is all I know

 

[The Stig Farmer]

It seems Nurburgring
24 may just be an
Excuse to get sloshed

 

[Ingram]

An ode to the 205 GTi.

Eighties hot-hatch fun
Lift-off oversteer thrilling
Watch out for that tree​

 

[1241Penguin]

New RS7
Can drive about on its own
Supposedly kills

 

[titleguy1]

I don't understand,
Anything I see here now.
So please help me friends.