Confession Booth

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Pr0bably Prawn Island over at standards house for christ sakes.
 
EvilToast
I DARE SOMEONE TO SAY THAT THEY HAVE NEVER MASTERBATED WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. :lol:
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I have never masturbated with a straight face


(All you did was dare us to say it...)

Anyways,

I will also confess that,one time when i got mad at school when i was in like 3rd or 4th grade i went into the bathroom and peed all over the walls the sink and the floors.Using the stop'n'go technique,i almost covered 2 walls,1 sink and 1/2 of the floor (i drank alot of water that day :lol: )
 
MachOne
I will also confess that,one time when i got mad at school when i was in like 3rd or 4th grade i went into the bathroom and peed all over the walls the sink and the floors.Using the stop'n'go technique,i almost covered 2 walls,1 sink and 1/2 of the floor (i drank alot of water that day :lol: )
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Asshole.

:sly:
 
lol, once in like the 4th grade i had to crap really bad, so i went to the restrooms, but they were closed, so i took a crap near the basketball courts. :sly: needless to say people satyed away from that area for a while. :sly:
 
EvilToast
lol, once in like the 4th grade i had to crap really bad, so i went to the restrooms, but they were closed, so i took a crap near the basketball courts. :sly: needless to say people satyed away from that area for a while. :sly:
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:yuck:

That is ridiculously nasty.

But I will confess something my friend did:

(While we are on this strange subject

My friend once took a poo on the hood of our principles car because the principle suspended him for 2 days.Hot sun+Fresh Poo=Stinky.Nobody ever found out who did it :lol:
 
Haha.


Once in first grade, I had to piss at recess and the teachers wouldn't let me in so I walked out to the playground and pissed. I'm sure several girls saw my willy as I got in trouble. My dad just laughed.
 
i just remmebered a better one....
i was on a trip in a bus, we had stopped at an eatery and i had something i dont remember what, but it hit me hard, i didn't feel it for like another 45 minutes, after that it was like a war in my stomach, going down a highway they had to stop the bus so i could take a crap on the side of the road because the bathrooms on the bus where broken, i was embarrased beyond traumatization. :nervous:
 
I beat Jefferson (ND4SPD) with a flag stick on our school trip to Quebec and declared him my *****. With 2 other people watching. Damn funny ****.
 
EvilToast
i just remmebered a better one....
i was on a trip in a bus, we had stopped at an eatery and i had something i dont remember what, but it hit me hard, i didn't feel it for like another 45 minutes, after that it was like a war in my stomach, going down a highway they had to stop the bus so i could take a crap on the side of the road because the bathrooms on the bus where broken, i was embarrased beyond traumatization. :nervous:
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Oh my god. That would be HORRIBLE.
 
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I beat Jefferson (ND4SPD) with a flag stick on our school trip to Quebec and declared him my *****. With 2 other people watching. Damn funny ****.
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O.W.N.E.D
 
I think maybe it's why he's got chronic depression...hmmmm...

(or claims to)
 
:grumpy: I'm watching a bad pirated version of Herbie : Fully Loaded but I'm so glad about seeing it this way then to actually pay to see it. Is it me or did someone blow up lohan's chest?? :scared:
 
Channel 995 is either a Sky Customer Information channel, or pr0n. And I'm not flicking over to check.
 
Famine
Channel 995 is either a Sky Customer Information channel, or pr0n. And I'm not flicking over to check.
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:lol:

Too busy watching your own pr0n there Famine?
 
He's already talked about his views on British p0rn. Its censored, but not by black bars, if I'm correct.
 
No comment on that one..




My confession?
I suck at life. Something not in need of confessing as all know it.
 
I tried to commit suicide twice because of girls problem.

I can tell you that I'm now very far away from girls and problems, well, I still have fun, but none are on a long period:p
 
One of my confessions is that at a Mercedes dealer, I was allowed a test drive of SLK 320 alone for 10 minutes in the exchange for confirmed info on my address and such.

I stayed out for 45 minutes...which sucked...police got involved, and the car was reported stolen after 30 minutes...
That was a terrible day...an extremely terrible day.
 
Div is back
I tried to commit suicide twice because of girls problem.

I can tell you that I'm now very far away from girls and problems, well, I still have fun, but none are on a long period:p
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How can someone confess something like this?

I admit, I done something like that before, only the once. :)
 
`My confession for a new day?


I was testriding a majorly expensive bike, at around 4k, and I jumped a jump in th parking lot... I landed on the seat and broke something. I took it RIGHT inside, said good day to you all, and left.


Sucks when the owner catches me riding the bikes too hard... I thrash them in the lot....
 
G.T
How can someone confess something like this?

I admit, I done something like that before, only the once. :)
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I was actually depressed for a time when I was a Freshman and just entered High School.

Of course, counseling wasn't surprised. It was a new world to me, so many people looking down at me. I didn't go to the point of anywhere near suicide, just extremely depressed and confused.

I have a feeling a I'm going to be depressed come college. :nervous:
 
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