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W3HS
Kicked, like one kicks something.

I lift my leg, bend at the knee and then extend the leg outward quickly using my foot to impact an object.

I've never done any real damage doing it. At most it scuffs the paint.
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How do you do that? Are you like on a motorcycle?


EDIT: :dunce: just reread it...
 
Yeah, it's rather hard to kick a car from another car. :lol:

Since you're unaware, I'm currently 8 months into a world record motorcycle tour in China. I practically live on the bike.
 
Oh! You're in China! I've seen worse. When I was in Shang Hai (上海 :D ), I was in a taxi on a highway. The taxi driver then went into oncoming traffic to overtake a few cars. I was almost peed my pants. xD
 
ProjectWHaT
Oh! You're in China! I've seen worse. When I was in Shang Hai (上海 :D ), I was in a taxi on a highway. The taxi driver then went into oncoming traffic to overtake a few cars. I was almost peed my pants. xD
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Jamaica is pretty bad too. We were being driven at high speeds on roads like this:

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because if we drove slowly we "May be abducted for ransom money." I don't know what they'd use to attack us with - maybe the giant wooden penises they have all over Jamaica?


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I guess I'll try to stay on topic with a confession. When I was younger I shoplifted a lot. I'd never do it at more secure places like Walmart etc., just small things from small places. I think the most expensive thing I stole was a movie that I never even watched. I just stole it because I felt like it. I stopped shoplifting when I was caught stealing a Hot Wheels Prius at a Dollar General, and I'm glad I stopped because I don't think I would've gone uphill from that point if I kept going.
 
ProjectWHaT
I'm sorry that I'm taking this thread off topic again, but. WAT :odd: :odd: :odd:
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Everywhere we went, there were families sitting on the side of the road selling wooden statues of guys with giant penises. There were also miniature versions in the touristy areas and in the shops. It was also not uncommon to see a naked guy who appeared to just came out of a cave for 35 years smoking with a bong.
 
Abducted for ransom money?

*Guy comes up to you and drags you out of car*

"Bitch I'm armed"

*Starts shooting*

*Gets away*
 
Custom878
A pistol could only do so much to a group of armed thieves.
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Enough that you can hold them all off until authorities arrive. All it takes is 1 gun to hold off a group of many people. Any sudden movement and you get shot.
 
I was in such a rage I completely ignored the damage I've done.
It's not a difficult thing, just requires good balence.
 
Considered it. Horns are so over used in China they have little effect. They pretty much just get ignored. Even a flash doesn't work.

A guy I know uses a police siren on his bike, with flashing blue lights to complement the horn. Even that only just works.
 
W3HS
Considered it. Horns are so over used in China they have little effect. They pretty much just get ignored. Even a flash doesn't work.

A guy I know uses a police siren on his bike, with flashing blue lights to complement the horn. Even that only just works.
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Have you tried a train horn? :dopey:
 
For one confession to say...

I have a fear of exhaust fans in a bathroom and, I personally have a fear of old cars, for some weird reason
 
My intention is usually provocation in extreme circumstances. I'm happy to pull over and take it up with them on a more personal level if they insist on being complete idiots putting my life at risk.
 
I fell down some stairs and broke my dog's legs I crushed it. And I let my rabbit get eaten by a snake that was being killed by spider.
 
When I was little (like 3rd grade) while in line waiting for the school bus I got sick and vomited on a girl's backpack and I went to the bathroom and the girl left without knowing.

Gross eh.

Now that I think of it, telling her wouldn't have been better right?
 
One time on my birthday in daycare, I was getting off of the bus and this bitch girl that I hated and hate to this day tripped me when I got up. In retaliation, I picked up her backpack and threw it a few seats ahead so that she couldn't reach it. Of course, me being the big bad backpack thrower, I get sent to the front of the bus, and when she gets off, I'm sitting there and she kicks me in the mother f:censored: face and before I get up and rage at the bitch she runs away (I had just had a motorcycle accident a couple days before, I couldn't run) and I'M THE ONE THAT GETS IN TROUBLE. All I did was throw her backpack. And since I got in trouble, my birthday party almost got cancelled (it was a big surprise birthday party with a Hummer limo and laser tag etc., so a big deal back then). I hate to sound morbid, but she is one person I could do without on this earth. She seriously pissed me off that day.

Sorry for the long-ish post, I just had to let that out. I don't think I've ever told anyone the complete story before...
 

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