Damn kids with their damn art.

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"Good job Kelly, now pack up your crap and find a foster home."

Oh my god, that quote rules.
 
i've seen that a good while ago.

check the rest of the site, it's probably the best thing on the internet!
 
"You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. "

LOL! :rotfl:
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about how much I hate Tony Danza. He's the ****-head at the top of this page that starred in the 80's sitcom: "Who's the Boss." I didn't have any friends when I was a kid (and I still don't), so I would spend all my time hating Tony Danza. Every day after school, I'd run home and watch "Who's the Boss" and hope that Tony Danza would fall into a pit and die. Then I'd laugh and laugh. "Who's the boss now, *****?" I'd say. But it didn't happen very often. No wait, it never happened. That bastard gave me false hopes, and that's why I hate him.

I saw a kid on a Tylenol commercial once. I hated her. She was dressed up in a pink ballerina outfit and squirming around in front of her dad, trying to get him to watch her. The dad obviously had a long day at work, and was exhausted from working his ass off to feed his spoiled little daughter, but she persisted to dance around and get his attention. Shut up you little *****, he's trying to sleep. But no.. she continues to dance. Then the announcer whispers "Don't worry little one, daddy's going to be okay" and then he takes some Tylenol to muster up enough strength to watch the little **** dance. Makes me want to puke. If I were the father, I'd scream and go into a rage for the slightest interruption. I didn't go to work for 8 hours just to come home and get bothered by my daughter's ****ty dance. I'd say "You suck. Your dancing is horrible, I hope you break your legs. You're never going to be a dancer. Go sit in the corner and play with your dirt." And dirt is too much for her to play with. I'd give my kids rusty nails and battery acid. If they don't like it, they'll have to sell drugs to buy new toys, and that's after I take out my share of their profit to buy alcohol with it. Spoiled little brats. Why don't they go work for a change? Or are they too good to make an honest living? I've heard all the bull**** excuses like "I'm not tall enough to work at a construction site.." or "I'm only a kid." Oh.. it's breaking my heart. Tough ****. Go to work.

:rotfl:
 
"That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler"

I sent this guy an email asking him what kind of car he drives, he replied with this pic:

oldsloco5.jpg
 
So he's an official Type-R assclown...or is that type-O?

Funny site, though...it helps if you can laugh at yourself. People who think they're perfect must HATE it.
 
hey don't piss on those litle artist.
is just the start,they later will grow and make betters things. (i hope so)

did you remember all yours stupid arts works in yours kid ages.(did you)

btw a few of those are better than what i can do :( :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Aha! Thanks for posting this link. Now I know where mayorbill and Klostrophobic steal all their material.

Almost funny in a Cliff Yablonski sort of way, but I notice this guy never says what he does like, so nobody has a chance to rip him back.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
He spelled insane wrong.

No he didn't. He wasn't spelling insane. Read his hate mail section for a explaination.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Aha! Thanks for posting this link. Now I know where mayorbill and Klostrophobic steal all their material.

Almost funny in a Cliff Yablonski sort of way, but I notice this guy never says what he does like, so nobody has a chance to rip him back.

he likes Tabasco. wait, who doesn't like Tabasco? :lol:
 
Sorry Snoop. Quote from the AUP:

You will not use profanity in our forums, and will neither post with language or content that is obscene, sexually oriented, or sexually suggestive nor link to sites that contain such content.
 
Originally posted by Pako
Sorry Snoop. Quote from the AUP:
Pako: let me ask this. Are such links permissable provided there is a clear disclaimer made in the original post?

I'm not talking about links to obvious pornography - with or without warnings. But there are plenty of sites such as this example in a PG-13 range. May we post links to similar sites, provided we put an "offensive language/content" warning in the original post?

Not trying to split hairs - I just want to do what is acceptable.
 
That would be a good question for Jordan. The AUP is very clear about profanity and such said content. The swear filter gives us examples as to what Jordan deams as profanity. What your asking is a additional statement to the AUP that would allow links to sites with such content as long as there's a disclaimer included as to the content of the site.

:cheers:
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
...I notice this guy never says what he does like, so nobody has a chance to rip him back.
He has a penchant for classical music, interestingly enough.
 
Classical music and the Evil Dead series? What a lulu. I mean, I can reconcile the two, but I doubt that he can, judging by the words on his site...
 
It's cool to deny cool persons with a sense of humour of their coolness. Because, after all... if you wouldn't do that, how cool wouldn't you be?

Sense.
 
I didn't say he wasn't cool... if you're referring to me. But he'd be a [heck] of a lot cooler if he didn't feel the need to protect everything he likes from the ridicule he is so happy to shower upon others.

For everything I criticize, I offer up something that I think is better, so that others can return the criticism, and it becomes a discussion, rather than just another cynic masturbating on the web.
 
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