Dumbest thing youve heard a sports commentator say

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More murrayisms:
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"
"It's raining and the track is wet"
"So Bernie [Ecclestone], in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren, which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable ?" Bernie Answers, "Well I don't remember buying McLaren." [Bernie Ecclestone used to own the Brabham team].
Murrary: "What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!" James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car."
Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari James: No Murray, that's his rear safety light

James: "And now what's wrong with Prost's car?"
Murray: "It's not Prost's car it's that joker in the striped shirt!"

"...and there's no damage to the car.....except to the car itself."

'and I interrupt myself to bring you this....'
"...the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds"

"Tambay's hopes , which were nil before, are absolutely zero now."

"You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one."

"Michael Schumacher leading Damon Hill by four tenths of a second or so, because it's moving...[cut to Hill under Schu's rear wing] AND THAT'S NOT FOUR TENTHS OF A SECOND! That's Michael Schumacher!"

"Schumacher's appeal for ignoring the chequered flag is next Tuesday."

"...and Andretti is going very slowly - he must have an electrical problem of some sort... "(Andretti is touring on three wheels, having hit something solid)

`Ukyo Katayama is undoubtedly the best formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced'

Murray: "And there are flames coming from the back of Prost's car as he enters the swimming pool."
James: "Well, that should put them out then."

"Andrea de Cesaris...the man who has won more Grands Prix than anyone else without actually winning one of them."

"And Damon Hill is coming into the pit lane, yes it's Damon Hill coming into the Williams pit, and Damon Hill in the pit, no it's Michael Schumacher! "

"Nigel Mansell - the man of the race - the man of the day - the man from the Isle of Man"

"James has just nipped out to have a look at the far side of the circuit" [Actually James Hunt would leave the commentary box to smoke a joint!]

"Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't! It's a lap record."
 
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