F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Round Five Results - Winning Caption
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Seb: Jens, why are Brawn GP hats so plain and boring?
Jens: It's an F1 budget cap!

Results:
1st Touring Mars - 10 points
2nd Soundtrack - 8 points
3rd Roo - 6 points

=4th orimarc, LewyOs, Sureboss, RACECAR, Smallhorses - 3 points​

Well done to both TM and Soundtrack. One of the best rounds, two very funny captions. TM out-doing Soundtrack by 4 voting points, TM was 19 voting points ahead of the 4th place tied group.

OP to be updated in a moment. :)
 
Damn! I lost my podium spot!

Meh I'm still Vettel/Kubica/Kovalainen of the year! :D
 
Not a final entry:

Barrichello hides as his replacement enters garage for test
 
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Nick Fry: "Don't worry, Ross. If the FIA try and force the budget caps through, we'll just get them to 'Say hello to my little friend'!"

Ross Brawn: "You don't watch too many films, do you, Nick?"​
 
Guy in orange:"I'll check the list of employees names....God I hope we don't have a"Conner" here".
 
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Rubens: Hey guys, why does the LCD on my steering wheel say "KILL ALL HUMANS"?

Engineer: We had to scrounge up the CPU from that T-800 over there, you know with the current world financial situation and all.

*Rubens walks away disgusted*

Engineer: Hey where are you going?

Rubens: I'm gonna go buy a Quadcore, I'll be back...
 
Nelson Piquet pointing at a button on his steering wheel in that BBC segment would be a good caption pic considering his track record. ;)
 
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Rubens chooses not to show his face after experiencing Deja Vu in Barcelona.

i.e. Rubens having good enough pace to win, but the team changes things around so the #1 driver wins, just like what happened in his days at Ferrari with Schumacher
 
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Ross Brawn takes some time away from the garage, but provides a strong image to his workforce, of what would happen, should they **** up.
 
Big :lol: @ zed300's caption! 👍

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A typo in the T800 unit's core directive now leads it to the BRAWN garage, continuing it's mission to "Kill All Rubens"​
 
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Brawn: Everyone, meet our new driver for 2009.
Button: How does it work?
Brawn: We put John Conner on your car, and we get 1-2 finishes all the time, you just have to drive and he will be behind you all the time
Button: Great, just like Rubens!!
 
Final Entry

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Brawn: Here's the plan for Monaco......put J.Connor on the side of Vettel's car and leave this bad boy at the pit lane exit.​
 
As sole sponsor of BrawnGP, Richard Branson is allowed to walk naked through the garage.
 
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As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.​
 
:lol: ROFL seconded!

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Rubens was beginning to suspect that the rumours about him having his contract terminated might be true...​
 
Give me your clothes, your boots and your motor vehi... oh, sorry, thought you were Jenson. Nae bother then.
 


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Rubens: *checks mirror* Guys, why the hell do I have a terminator in my garage?
Brawn Technician: Be thankful Rubens, Jenson got the naked Arnold Schwarzenegger​
 
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Rubens : Will somebody please tell that terminator thing that I am not John Conner,and I'll be just fine without him.
Terminator : But I am here to protect you from Ferrari.
Rubens : " huge sigh "
 
*Rubens checks mirror*
Rubens: I though I was done with him in Barcelona
Guy in orange: Nope he's been designated as your chief strategist
Rubens: (MW)
 
Final caption

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Turns out that Kimi has shown his true form and is able to go undetected while spying through the Brawn GP garage.
 
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