F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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"Kubica signs autographs for the next shipment of his compatriots to England"

Too far? :nervous:
 
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To Bob,
best wishes,
NOT Brad Pitt
 
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"Sir, if you could just sign here, here and here...

...Thank you, you've just signed three years for Force India."
 
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"... Just one more signature and the Championship is yours!

Of course don't forget your part of the deal, when you die your soul is mine!"

 
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"Robert Kubica signs an autograph."
 
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Kubica signing up for the protection services of the A.P.A.

(Anyone who watches WWE will understand that one)
 
"... Just one more signature and the Championship is yours!

Of course don't forget your part of the deal, when you die your soul is mine!"

That's a good one 👍


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Volter: "Can I have your autograph please?!"
Kubica: "Sure, who should I make it out to?"
Volter: "My name is Volter!"
Kubica: "No problem... are you a Pole, Volter?"
Volter: "No, but I throw Javelin..."
 
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"You see? When I don't crash, I win here because this part of the track was designed after my nose!"
 
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Fan: What do you think about the rumor that Alonso maybe could be your teammate in 2009?
Kubica: That would be great...
Fan: And what would you think about having Hamilton as teammate?
Kubica: ಠ_ಠ That would NOT be great...
 
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"To Jemimer Puddleduck, best wishes, Ro....,erm... Who am i again?"


Look on his face swung it toward that.
 
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In failing to read the small print, Kubica is bemused when he is told he is now the play-thing of Max Mosley.
 


Fan:Mr.Kubica can I make a photo of you?
Kubica:Why not,you must be a big F1 fan.
Fan:No,it's for the Funny Pic Thread at GTP.
 
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Heidfeld (Out of shot): Robert, vhat are you doing?
Kubica: Sign autographs, what people who win their first grand prix usually do Nick..
 
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That's right sir, this is a writ. You're being sued for breach of facial expression copyright by Alain Prost.​
 
That was similar to my "option" caption. He does look uncannily like a young Prost there.
 
Psst, daan. Don't tell anyone, but I think we're 'old'.
 
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Adrien Brody signs up for The Pianist 2.
 
That was similar to my "option" caption. He does look uncannily like a young Prost there.



It's the Prost-nose, without it he would look a lot like Riccardo Patrese

PS - Yes, I'm old too :)
 
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