- 36,100
- Addison,Texas
- GTP_RACECAR
Hope I contributed because I've fallen way off.Round of the season, so far, guys. I think there has been at least half a dozen chuckles! This won't be easy to vote!
Hope I contributed because I've fallen way off.Round of the season, so far, guys. I think there has been at least half a dozen chuckles! This won't be easy to vote!
Hope I contributed because I've fallen way off.
MS: Who's a good boy, Who got Massa's car to the finish, who's a good boy. Ye that's right, you are!?
"Can I have my finger back yet?"
"Turn that frown upside-down, dear, 'cause Michael is here to fix it."
MS: Ouch! Raikkonen ran over my finger in the pit lane again! Kiss it better for me!
M.S : Pull my finger.
MS: You know... travelling all around the world... for 9 long months every year...
...living in my little motor home... it gets quite lonely...
MS: "....so zen Ralf kissed me just here, und Ich was like: Vot ist you doing, you big girly man?!!!!"
I've got a story that'll make you s*** your pants
Michael: Luca, my most valued friend.
Luca: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child.
Michael: What the hell was that??
Luca: Oh, I thought we were doing that Godfather thing.
Michael: No... I said you are my most valued friend, Domenicali just told me you won the lottery last night.
Luca: no one ever wants to do Godfather scenes with me.
Michael: No. I will NOT replace Kimi on this race.
Luca: But...
Michael: I said NO.
*Kimi crashes*
Kimi (Team radio): Dude, I'm cool to drive *hic*
Luca and Michael: Shut up!
Micheal: Look at me, and not the TV screen, when I'm talking to you, Luca.
Michael! I said to get some lap data, not lip data.
*Pulls out finger pistol*
"Now, I'll ask again, who the hell is Stefano Domenicali and what has he done with Jean?"
Kimi (on radio): "Are you sure the engine is ok, I don't want something to happen with only 14 laps to go..."
Duca (on radio): "Give me a minute, I am discussing something with Michael"
Michael: "Let me see... wow, that cream really does make you look 10 years younger. And your skin is so soft to the touch..."
Your eyes are so dreamy when you're thinking, Luca. I could just lose myself in them.
Michael: You know, I have a feeling that smell is coming from the McLaren garage.
Michael: "Well hello, Luca. You must be the new team boss, hmm? You look nervous;
is it ... is it the seven world titles? Wanna know how I got 'em?"
Michael: ...and when my engine blew, that's when the cops caught me and said....
Luca [thinking]: Boy, I could go for some more dess....Is...Is that CANNOLI BETWEEN HIS TEETH??
Michael: So I told him: "You're an AAAAAAAAAAAAA....
Luca: (SLURP)
Michael:
Michael: "I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight"
Luca: What was that, telling Massa "I love you" on the radio?
Michael: Don't worry baby, I was just cheering him up, you know you're my true love!
Michael: Because you're worth it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZSD...net.net/forum/showthread.php?t=70812&page=160
"I love the way you sweet talk the FIA baby"
Please can this not be a 'ok alex you got a vote but too many other people got more vots so you dont get any pts' round, it'd be the 3rd time this season