F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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I'll be back next year with a vengeance. Mark my words. (Not a caption by the way)
 
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LH "I know it was this corner on the 23rd lap that my contact lens came out... it has to be here somewhere..."
 
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When Ron Dennis wouldn't let Lewis Hamilton play at being James Bond by installing an oil slick in the McLaren, Hamilton was forced to take a leaf out of Wile E. Coyote's book and put the oil on the track himself when no-one was looking, cunninly concealing it in a drink bottle.
 
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When Ron Dennis wouldn't let Lewis Hamilton play at being James Bond by installing an oil slick in the McLaren, Hamilton was forced to take a leaf out of Wile E. Coyote's book and put the oil on the track himself when no-one was looking, cunninly concealing it in a drink bottle.
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You should write "Acme" on the bottle.
 
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Lewis decides to go the mario kart way and puts down a banana peel cleverly concelled in a drinking device
 
Kind of funny that Mipuumal and I both improved by the same amount of points.

But I'm still the most improved by place. :D
 
Touring Mars
Lewis celebrates his first F1 World Championship with his Brazilian fan club
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:lol: (...Wait, that's not my caption, either.)

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LH: I'm going on vacation, to a far-off land...where nobody's ever heard of my name. I'm going to the United States of America, where the streets are paved with cheese.
 
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DC: What do you mean i've got green hair? - at least i'm not wearing a stupid hat!
 
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"I've been doing this for 15 years and they still haven't made a square helmet for me."

Aint that a bitch, Dave!
 
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DC: “Sure, I will report these budget restrictions too the GPDA,...I’m really dubious about those new racing helmets!”
 
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Yes, I know I've got a bit of stubble. You try getting a razor this wide.
 
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Any takers?
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Vettel: David, have you tested those new front wings yet? They're nearly as wide as your chin!
Coulthard: You may be faster, but my chin has still the experience to kick your ass... So how wide exactly?
Vettel: Ninethou...
Coulthard: Over 9000?!
 
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David: Why is it taking so long for us to fall?
Seb: Because its funny!
David: No its not, its just stupid!
 
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Seb: Hey David, you know why you should win on Shangai?
David: No.
Seb: Because it's on CHIN-a.
David: You know that feeling, when someone kicks you very hard in your nuts?

or

Seb: Hey yo', luk, I'm gansta!
David: I'm more bad-ass that THAT.
Seb: Yo' fool, you ain't badazz, yo' are just BAD.
 
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Vettel: Hey, David, check out my new team hat! It's a skully so it fits with my young and hip image.

Coulthard: Red Bull gives you... things?
 
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Vettel: Okay, I've got the ski mask on, let's rob the liquor store and take the candy, too.
Coulthard: ...always with the candy! We're taking the money and some liquor, and splitting, fast!
Vettel: ...but I like candy. And why are we doing this again?
Coulthard: With the testing restrictions, you've got to get some fast laps in somehow. Dodging the cops doesn't cost anything!
Vettel: Okay...okay! Stop pointing that loaded chain at me.
 
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