F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[mafia_boy]

Final Entry

Vettel: Jenson, stop getting such a fat head over this, your hat's blocking the spotlights!​

 

[Pupik]

This is win.

...It's pretty much why I don't have a caption for this photo.

 

[Jono624]

Jenson: I won
Vettel:Yeah by I am going to nick your hat

 

[Touring Mars]

Seb: Jens, why are Brawn GP hats so plain and boring?
Jens: It's an F1 budget cap!

 

[Omnis]

Seb: Jens, why are Brawn GP hats so plain and boring?
Jens: It's an F1 budget cap!

Oh god.

 

[Chronos]

Seb: *Hope this works* "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... (snaps fingers) ...you're under! When you see my RedBull you will slow down and let me overtake because you know I'm better and faster than you. 3-2-1, you're back in the room!"

Button:

Seb: Hmm, dammit, he's already under. I hate you Button, I hate you Kers Button, I hate you Ross Brawn, I hate you Kenny Craig, Arrggghhhh!​

For people who don't know Little Britain.



And another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzu61QA_72I


Soundtrack 👍

 

[Sureboss]

Captions:

PeterJB

Vettel: Go go third leg!

Bram Turismo

Vettel: I can move my hands so fast, I can remove Button's ear before he even notices

Soundtrack

Question from the floor: “Jenson, thinking how close Sebastian’s (Vettel) performance is to yours now, how much of a threat do you consider the Red Bulls in the race for the title?”

JB: “Sure wet and dirty sisters can take you for a ride..., still I don’t think they’re a match to barely legal virgins!”

Roo

Vettel: "Aaaaaaand you're back in the room."

Smallhorses

Vettel: "Hehe Huh Hehehehe. Check it out Buttonhead I'm gonna slap your face, Assgoblin!"
Button: "Uhhuh uhuhuh. Damnit Sebvis, you're doing it wrong Buttmonkey! Take this!"

RACECAR

Vettel: Whats so funny?

Button: Those guys aren't gonna get enough of this. Turn that dial up

Vettel: *Cranks up the volume*


1:10 all the way through

Meanwhile....

Hamilton: Someone please make it stop.

Crashbroke23

JB: I have NOT have my hat teeth whitened!!!

TS

Vettel: If I could snatch away Button's hat, maybe some of his good luck would rub off on me and he could go back to running 20th.

Do you race?

Reporter: "Jenson, how does it feel now that you have three wins to Sebstian's one?"

Button: "There's no easy way to say this ... so I'm going to sing it instead.

"Every night I lay awake
With sorrow in my chest;
I think of Seb and wonder,
Is he getting rest?
Does he know each second
Is only second-best?
Tossing in his bed;
What's he wearing, dread?

"I'm better,
Better than Vettel
In so many ways,
It's almost unreal;
Oh, sure he can drive
And piggies can squeal
It's not a big deal,
I'm better.

"So he won for Toro Rosso
While I had to drive a piece of s*&t,
But who's got the better
Championship hopes?
Who's got a bulletproof
Car like the pope's?
Look at Seb mackin',
He's so sad he's so lackin'
He makes seven figures,
And gets the fans' nods;
While I make seven-layer
Bean dip of the Gods.
I'm also better at Halo 3;
What are the odds?
Now my ears are ringin'
'Cause all the girls are singin'

"I'm better,
Better than Vettel
At so many things,
It's hard to conceal;
Oh, sure he does magic,
But magic's not real
How dumb do you feel?
I'm better.

"Seb was a kid racer,
Well so was I, dude
But I was much younger
And totally nude;
Seb kept that race suit on,
Great, Mr. Prude.
Look, there Jessica goes
Another deal you couldn't close, yeah!
I wink at a woman,
She needs a drink - stat!
She knows I hit everything
I'm aiming at
Except for the pope's car;
I lied about that.
At least I'm not prone
To singing alone.

"Just look at his smallness
Compared to my tallness,
My porcelain doll-ness,
My port-in-a-squallness,
My Kids-in-the-Hallness,
My Pink-Floyd's-"The Wall"-ness,
My Three Parts of Gaulness,
My just all-in-allness,
My wonderful m-ness,
My hammer, the people can tell
That I'm awfully swell
While Seb has a weird smell;
I'm just saying: Purell.

"I'm better,
Better than Vettel
At - where do I start?
Romantic appeal
We both went for Jessie
And who copped a feel?
The true man of steel,
I'm better than Vettel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm better than Vettel,
Just jumped off a moving automobile;
He plays with his phone,
While tyres they squeal;
It's my race to steal,
I'm better than Vettel."

(For reference, this is the song it's based on; it doesn't start until about 0:45 in. )

Nicksfix

Jenson : If you can snatch the coin from my hand , you can have the sisters all to yourself.

Touring Mars

Seb: Jens, why are Brawn GP hats so plain and boring?
Jens: It's an F1 budget cap!

LancerEvo7GSR

Button: Sebastian, I know Red Bull gives you wings, but you shouldn't try to fly* at the news conference.
Vettel: Shut up or I'll dull that hat to pure white.


*Note how Vettels hands are blurry.

Sureboss

Button: And now I shall demonstrate how Kate's Dirty Sister works.
Vettel: He knows her technique! No way!

PJ-FFL

Button: Haha!!! I got your pole position!!!
Vettel: Oh yea?? Well I got your ear!!!!!!

Only_in_f1

Vettel: Jense, I can't believe that hooker you hired in Bahrain! She looked like this..
Jenson: ....

mipuumal

Vettel: Yea yea, big deal... so you've won two in a row. I've been the subject of the GTP Picture caption game for three rounds now, beat that!

Button: Three? I could've sworn it was two?

Vettel: I was hiding under the tarp in the Renault pitstop pic.

Jono624

Jenson: I won
Vettel:Yeah by I am going to nick your hat

orimarc

Vettel: "Say hello to my perfect wax reproduction of Jenson Button, including his" "I'm stupid" face!"
Button: "...I'm the real one, you prick."
Vettel: "Crap."

LewyOs

Sebastian moves his hand away after "congratulating" Jenson on another win.

Solid Lifters

Vettle: - "You're my Belly."

Button: - "Come again? What?"

Vettle: - "You're my Belly, and I'm gonna stick my finger in you."

Button: - "What are you on about, Vettle?"

Vettle: - "You're my Belly, and I'm gonna stick my finger in you, and search for fun things. Like, sand, lint, cookie and potato chip crumbs..."

Button: - "Listen Vettle, I don't care for your perversions, so leave me the hell... oh, wait a minute! 'Belly Button!? Vettle, you scamp!"

Vettle: - "*LMAO!*"

Button: - "*LMAO!*"

mafia_boy

Vettel: Jenson, stop getting such a fat head over this, your hat's blocking the spotlights!

Chronos

Seb: *Hope this works* "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... (snaps fingers) ...you're under! When you see my RedBull you will slow down and let me overtake because you know I'm better and faster than you. 3-2-1, you're back in the room!"

Button:

Seb: Hmm, dammit, he's already under. I hate you Button, I hate you Kers Button, I hate you Ross Brawn, I hate you Kenny Craig, Arrggghhhh!

 

[livemusic]

1 - orimarc
2 - Touring Mars

 

[PeterJB]

1. LewyOs
2. Jono624

 

[Alex.]

Not bad, L.J.

Seeing as I aren't his friend can I tell him how bad it is?

 

[Famine]

Can I vote Soundtrack 1st and 2nd?

 

[Sureboss]

If you let me win the Elf...

 

[Metar]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ..., ∞ - Soundtrack
Whatever comes after that - Touring Mars

 

[peterjford]

1. Soundtrack
2. Touring Mars

 

[PeterJB]

Seeing as I aren't his friend can I tell him how bad it is?

Probably best not to. I'm just getting the ball rolling for him.

 

[LancerEvo7]

1. Sureboss
2.Soundtrack

 

[TS]

1. Touring Mars
2. Only_in_f1

 

[Smallhorses]

1. TM
2. Roo

 

[orimarc]

1. RACECAR
2. Roo

 

[Crashbroke23]

1.Touring Mars
2.Bram Turismo

 

[Soundtrack]

1. Smallhorses
2. Touring Mars

 

[LewyOs]

1. Roo
2. Touring Mars

 

[mipuumal]

1. Touring Mars.
2. Solid Lifters

 

[Nicksfix]

1. Touring Mars
2. mafia boy

 

[Chronos]

1. Soundtrack
2. Touring Mars

 

[Watchman]

1. Soundtrack
2. Touring Mars

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Roo
2. Soundtrack

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Soundtrack
2. Touring Mars

 

[Sureboss]

Soundtrack
Touring Mars

You've got another 10 hours or so of voting.

 

[Pupik]

1. Soundtrack
2. mipuumal