F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[LancerEvo7]

1. Chronos
2. Alex

 

[peterjford]

1. zed300
2. Touring Mars

 

[TS]

1. Pupik
2. Chronos

 

[zed300]

1.Chronos
2.Smallhorses

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Chronos
2. Famine

 

[Pupik]

1. zed300
2. Chronos

 

[Alex.]

1. Omnis
2. Jono624 (this caption made me laugh, perhaps not intentionally for the right reasons but I'd like to give it a vote)

 

[livemusic]

1. zed300
2. Chronos

 

[Peter]

1.Chronos
2.Touring Mars

 

[Alex.]

Is that, a chance of some points? My trait of getting votes but not enough to score is going to end?!

YES

 

[Sureboss]

Round Six Results
1st Chronos - 10 points
2nd zed300 - 8 points
3rd Alex - 6 points

4th Touring Mars - 5 points
5th Smallhorses - 4 points
=6th 88c-v racer, Omnis, Pupik - 2 points

Winning caption

As Rubens ponders on how he lost in Barcelona, one of Jenson's mechanics enters to plant the uncooked chicken in the air-intake.
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I'll update the table in a moment.

 

[Chronos]

Many thanks for the votes guys.👍

Doubt I'll come close again but I'm very happy to win even one round.

 

[Omnis]

What the heck is that thing the mechanic is holding anyway?

 

[Sureboss]

Round Seven

 

[TS]

Alonso: This nose nugget has to go somewhere, right?

 

[TheCracker]

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I should be a Ferrari man, no time to talk."​

 

[LewyOs]

The pitlane arouses suspicion when Fernando and Kimi return after a short absence looking flustered and with several items of clothing missing.

 

[Alex.]

Edited

 

[Not Applicable]

Pat Symonds: How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Sunglasses

 

[Famine]

The F1 drivers' sleepover game of "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" had unforeseen consequences.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

What the heck is that thing the mechanic is holding anyway?

It looks like a spray can and a rag.

 

[RACECAR]

Alonso: Now why can't I have tattoos like that?​

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I should be a Ferrari man, no time to talk."​

the irony of the time I find this.

 

[Omnis]

Why does Fernando's shirt look like PJs?

 

[peterjford]

Alonso: "Kimi, get you hands out of your pants. You might be able to do that where you are from but here in Spain we have rules against that sort of thing."

 

[PeterJB]

Fernando: Me and Kimi are becoming very good business friends. Were checking out parts, giving technique tips, and playing around with each others equipment.

Renault guy: That's interesting that you let Kimi ride in your car.

Fernando: Did I say anything about a car?!

 

[Soundtrack]

F.A.: “Skadoosh!”

 

[Bram Turismo]

Round Seven

Fernando Alonso presents Kimi V2.0, now with twice more dongle storage.



















Dongle storage? Good lord

 

[TheBook]

FINAL ENTRY

As the press looks on, Fernando Alonso prepares to become the first F1 driver to touch another driver's wenis.

 

[Metar]

Alonso: See? I tickle him, but Kimi just can't change his expression.

 

[Omnis]