Favorite quotes

"Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly, they become beautiful when they win"- Enzo Ferrari
 
Even the most frightful gales could not possibly shake trees that have never been planted.
- The Buddha.​
Don't learn anything new so you won't forget it as you get older?

This Buddha guy confuses me.
 
Yes. He can make one mindless.

What I got from it was - to use an analogy - if you never take that first drink, alcoholism will not bother you.

One can apply that idea to many other things. :)
 
"There's 24 cans of beer in a case and 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?"- Frank Zappa
 
"What's so bad about starting over. Man needs to disappear for a millennium so the planet can cure itself."

-Youtube comment
 
"Its some random yellow [BEEP] Audi."
-Raymond of AR12 to Willy's car
....Mistaking him for an AI Audi in a game of Forza Horizon 2 Hide and Seek.
 
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Never believe anything in politics until it has been offically denied.
 
More of a monologue than a quote, but looking up the Pale Blue Dot for the Photos From History thread reminded me of one of my favourite Carl Sagan quotes:

From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.


The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.


The Earth is the only world known, so far, to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
 
Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of merciless logic for a futile purpose. The most you can hope from it is some knowledge of yourself - that comes too late - a crop of inextinguishable regrets.
 
"Wowhhh" by Richard Rawlings. Not really. :D
More like, "GETCHA SOMA THAT!" :lol:

My favorites:

"Oh no I've dropped me chips!" - @Skython

"Goddammit Smurfybug!" - Everyone from RACE Fun Runs and not TB even though he had thought it.
 
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A bunch of Castle quotes:
"Whenever they do this thing on CSI, they always do it to music"
"Put your hands in the air and get on your knees while your at it!"
"He was probably very comfortable when he was, shot and killed"
"Maybe by this weekend I can take this tank of liquid nitrogen and turn it into a weather machine. I'll make it rain, your friends will have to cancel their trip and we can take over the world! *evil laugh*"
"Ying Yang is harmony. Ying Ying is, a name for a panda"
"I'm just saying, whoever killed her, also murdered the English language"
"Secrets, murder and gambling. Three of my favourite past times"
"Father won't be quite himself *evil laugh*"
"You mean iceholes". "What'd you just call me?"
"I feel that my murder is imminent"
"Wow, there's an app for that?"
"Best. Time-capsule. Ever!"
"Don't ruin my story with your logic!"
"Oh no, they took his clothes too!"
"Maybe the killer came through the time ripple naked, and needed the clothes. Like in The Terminator"
"And blam said the lady"
"If you get killed". "My lifeless remains cannot sue the city"
"So, he was killed by a rabbit that didn't want to be pulled out of a hat"
"Psycho here needs a breath mint"
 
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