Based on how I myself went through this thread to get to the bottom, I am almost 100% positive no one will even read my post, but I will post nevertheless!
Pizza Hut makes the absolute best pizza. It's greasy and oily and good. The best in my opinion is Meat Lover's (ham, bacon, pepperoni, sausage) with red onions and extra cheese, and of course you have to get the Stuffed Crust, with even more cheese in it!!
Then the next day is usually pretty rough between you and the toilet, but it's a small price to pay! (Yes, I managed to mention pizza and diarrhea in the same post, hopefully ruining both everyone's appetites and the entire thread...Oh YEAH!)