First Drive Review: Honda Civic

I followed a grey one in slow traffic yesterday. Thought it was a Type R with the massive wing deleted at first. Those huge fake 'vents' in the rear bumper are really tacky. They're clearly fake from 20 yards away.
 
Those fake vents are hilarious.

It grips rather well, as you’d expect for a car with a hot version 250% up on power,
Eh? It must have all of the powers.
 
Everything about this car is made largely redundant by the fact that it looks nothing short of alarming.

Still, could be worse. God help our eyes if you review the Civic Type R.
 
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