Ooooooooookay Playground Games, gloves are off!!!
I know it means nothing. I really like this game. But this one thing...
You know that the TV show Knight Rider with the Hoff and K.I.T.T. was big in Germany (if you wanna know why, PM me and I'll explain). I grew up with this show. Lo and behold, K.I.T.T. is in FH5. With cockpit and everything. Naturally, I want to have it. But it is very hard to get, as it is paid content (part of the 'Universal Icons Car Pack' together with BTTF Deloreans and a Jurassic Park Jeep). In a weak moment, I seriously consider spending real world money just to get this car. Deep down I know that would be stupid, but K.I.T.T. is part of my automotive childhood, so I'm tempted.
So I thought "hey, let's hop on Youtube and watch a video of K.I.T.T. in the game, maybe that'll help you decide." And hooooo boy did it do that, but totally different than I expected. Whoever created that car in the game: I will voluntarily go to hell just to find a special place for you there to rot until eternity. You FUMBLED the red scanner bar in the front - that iconic recognizable feature. Everybody who has ever seen Knight Rider knows it. It is in every single of the 90 episodes, even in the damn intro. So, unknown person, how could you put it in Forza Horizon 5 like
that?
IRL, the red scanner bar is made of a few small lamps in rectangular reflectors behind a red-tinted transparent panel.
The lights are turned on and off in a way that gives the impression that K.I.T.T. is "scanning" the area. Very simple, right? Nope, not for Playground Games it seems. In their infinite wisdom, they said "It'S JuSt A LiGhT gOiNg BaCk AnD fOrTh oLoLoLoLoL" and made the lamp, INCLUDING ITS REFLECTOR, slide back and forth the scanner bar like it's playing freaking Snake on a Nokia dumbphone. Watch it in action
here and weep.
You, person who did this: I will find you, and I will kill you. Spoiler: I probably won't. But man, I hope you'll stub your little toe every day for the rest of your life.