I deserve it because, one day, in the not too distant future, with the help of a small population of gnomes native to the south west of England, using only several pairs of ladies shoes, what you can find in an average refrigerator and several thousand screws of varying lengths I plan to invent a driving simulator so superior to gran turismo that most people will eat their hats, this may result in an unexpected number of hospital admissions and lawsuits but it is ok because I have taken precautions to ensure the steady infiltration of edible hats into the world over the next few years and nobody will notice until they eat their hats on that fateful day and realise that they are in fact flavoured like chocolate and strawberries and chicken tikka massala! Mwahahahaha!
