Both of them can win. Because they are both women, each party's argument must be based solely on its own merits relative to the other's. Clearly, the best form of marriage is gay marriage.
Oh yeah, Funnyjunk, the top website for funny pictures, or at least the first one that pops up when you search, is seriously having traffic problems, and if traffic doesn't go up by May 1st, it shuts down, after 10 years on the web. So tell all your friends to save funnyjunk please, or i'll have 1 less place to waste my time at!!!
