Our policy is simple: We will convert 10 Downing Street into a Hair Salon, which we will call Government Cutz, and with the profits help reduce the Government shortfall.
On the subject of Banking, we have come up with a great idea to create a new Bank. The Loony bank of Neverpay. In this bank depositors put their money which we will invest/gamble, and we will make sure that we put aside £7 out of every £100 that we recieve, just in case anyone wants some of their money. Also we will restrict all lending to the lucky few who dont need it, at very high interest rates, and then charge everyone else extortionately for having an account at our bank. We will of course expect the Government to bail us out if we get into trouble on the the proviso that we still get our bonuses.
