Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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First off, except my apologies for my poor editing skills. I'm using MS Paint & Notebook. I thought this could be one we can all chip in with so I'll attach the blank file (without text) at the bottom.

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OK, I can't upload the plain file as the type is wrong but it's easy to edit.
 
Those are really good. :lol: I wonder how many "favors" cops get.
 
I guess .gifs not allowed?
 
I shocked on myself because im hot and i do what i want:dunce:.


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I was going to save this for Thursday but ehhh...

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'I danced with your mum because the voices told me to.' :odd:
 
I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk.

Seems legit.
 
^^ Twice today I've told that exact lie while updating software.
 
shem
^ Twice today I've told that exact lie while updating software.
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What, that you choked on your best friend's brother? :odd:
 
Errr..........slow response time makes for epic fail. :(
 
I choked on a sock because I'm hot and do what I want.
 
I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk and updating software.

Seems to work. :D
 
'I kissed a pickle because I was high'

I hope thats not a euphemism. :scared:

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So soon!

 
I kissed my father because I was drunk.


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I fell in love with a weirdo because thats how I roll.
 
I danced with a ganster because I was high / am hot and do what I want.....

always.
 
EliteDreamer
Let's bring the funny back...

I got: I murdered myself because I'm hot and I do what I want. :lol:
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I went out with my Psychiatrist because that's how I roll. :D I got a worse one on Facebook! :scared:
 
EliteDreamer
Let's bring the funny back...

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I got: I murdered myself because I'm hot and I do what I want. :lol:
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I smacked a ninja because that's what I do!

(I suggest you don't try that)
 
I gave my number to a llama because the voices told me to.
 
I shot an iPod because I hate myself.

(Considering that I don't own a single Apple product, this doesn't quite work.)
 
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