Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[W3H5]

First off, except my apologies for my poor editing skills. I'm using MS Paint & Notebook. I thought this could be one we can all chip in with so I'll attach the blank file (without text) at the bottom.

OK, I can't upload the plain file as the type is wrong but it's easy to edit.

 

[Patrick]

Those are really good. I wonder how many "favors" cops get.

 

[Masi_23]

I guess .gifs not allowed?

 

[McLaren]

I guess .gifs not allowed?

This thread, bro. 👍
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=119448

 

[Horde_R35]

I shocked on myself because im hot and i do what i want.

 

[Wyvern_64]

👍

 

[raz_10]

I was going to save this for Thursday but ehhh...

 

[illuminationx]

Awwesommee, I have that shirt (Minus the captions). Got it last year as a Christmas gift. Haven't really checked the material, but boy is it soooooft.

 

[axletramp]

'I danced with your mum because the voices told me to.'

 

[PeterJB]

I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk.

Seems legit.

 

[nick09]

 

[axletramp]

I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk.

Quote of the year right there.

 

[W3H5]

^^ Twice today I've told that exact lie while updating software.

 

[TheCracker]

^ Twice today I've told that exact lie while updating software.

What, that you choked on your best friend's brother?

 

[W3H5]

Errr..........slow response time makes for epic fail.

 

[ilikewaffles11]

I choked on a sock because I'm hot and do what I want.

 

[PeterJB]

I choked on my best friend's brother because I was drunk and updating software.

Seems to work.

 

[Tommi]

'I kissed a pickle because I was high'

I hope thats not a euphemism.

 

[axletramp]

So soon!

 

[Lucas]

I kissed my father because I was drunk.


truestory.jpg

 

[Lizard]

I fell in love with a weirdo because thats how I roll.

 

[RocZX]

 

[land sea air]

"no time to explain, get in the car!!!"

 

[FishforRent]

I danced with a ganster because I was high / am hot and do what I want.....

always.

 

[Mr. S]

 

[bonobo4]

Let's bring the funny back...

I got: I murdered myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.

I danced with a DVD Player because I was drunk.

 

[Cowboys965]

Let's bring the funny back...

I got: I murdered myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.

I went out with my Psychiatrist because that's how I roll. I got a worse one on Facebook!

 

[tuga703]

Let's bring the funny back...

I got: I murdered myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.

I smacked a ninja because that's what I do!

(I suggest you don't try that)

 

[DK]

I gave my number to a llama because the voices told me to.

 

[Austin343]

I shot an iPod because I hate myself.

(Considering that I don't own a single Apple product, this doesn't quite work.)