Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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W3HS
Monday is a sacred day for me. I be offended by your image!
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If I had to stop to apologize to everyone that was in any way offended by my actions I would be 80 years old, still apologizing for being a white male.

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I was just kidding about being offended. Monday is sacred to me though.
 
W3HS
I was just kidding about being offended. Monday is sacred to me though.
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I was sorta kidding about offending people. But what's Monday got to do with anything?

And people who are offended easily: I don't like your green Prius.
 
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Jenkins?!

Jeeves is clearly the best name for a valet.
 
I hope that Pet Sweep is fake. That's just stupid! :lol:
 
Just came up on my feed.

She's oranger than my hair.

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xXKingJoshXx
I hope that Pet Sweep is fake. That's just stupid! :lol:
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Probably just joke-gifts, but funny either way you look at it.
 
Those are fake boxes that you put real gifts in.
 
Am I the only one around here who likes those novelty pet presents and actually wants some?

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^That 🤬 is 🤬 amazing!
 
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To be fair, I would buy any meat that came like that. I can't think I anything worse.

Now, proper fresh free range chicken, with a killed date on. That's a good idea.

I think, if you are not willing to kill an animal that you want to eat, you shouldn't eat meat.
 
nealcropper
I think, if you are not willing to kill an animal that you want to eat, you shouldn't eat meat.
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Vegan.

That is why we have butchers.
 
Usually animals-- especially chickens-- are slaughtered and processed in the same day if you're buying them from a supermarket.
 
*Painting the wall*

Very good indeed!
 
Oh god don't eat that chicken. Just a tad old. :yuck:
 
Dennisch
Vegan.

That is why we have butchers.
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I'm actually not a vegan at all. In fact if I don't eat something that had blood inside it at one point at least once a day, I get upset. Really upset.

We have butchers because people are too lazy to learn how to do it for themselves.
 
Funny that you talk about chicken, I ate at Popeye's an hour ago.
 
nealcropper
We have butchers because people are too lazy to learn how to do it for themselves.
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In the same way we have doctors because people are too bone idle to perform invasive surgery on themselves at the roadside.
 
:lol:

Minus points for using a bald eagle.
 
Liquid
In the same way we have doctors because people are too bone idle to perform invasive surgery on themselves at the roadside.
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Ok.

1. A doctor does not perform invasive surgery.
2. If a doctor did, It most certainly wouldn't be at the roadside.
3. Your comparing a surgeon to a butcher? C'mon!
Minty
Everybody watch out...

...we're dealing with a badass over here.
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Dennisch
:lol:
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Hahaha, funny!
 
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