Funny/Strange News Stories

[ScottPuss20]

What a pane!

I guess you can say that the business has been shattered

 

[sirjim73]

I dunno... maybe it isn't a good idea for an industry to base its growth figures on the prevalence of crime.

Anybody ought to be able to see right through that ploy... once the cracks begin to show!

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I guess you can say that the business has been shattered

Well it's bad for them.
But for someone else it will be a window of opportunity...

 

[TexRex]

Perdue Sues Soules Kitchen Over ‘6 7 Chicken Nuggets’ Trademark

Perdue Foods LLC sued competitor John Soules Foods Inc. for trademark infringement Tuesday, accusing Soules of copying its “6 7" chicken nugget branding and packaging design.

news.bloomberglaw.com

 

[TB]

Well, after 64 (or 49 if you're being technical) years of not watching soap operas, I might have to end that streak...

John Oliver Reveals ‘Days of Our Lives’ Guest-Star Role

“Last Week Tonight” host John Oliver will appear on the NBC soap “Days of Our Lives” on August 11, 12 and 14.

au.variety.com

 

[TB]

Semitruck spills nearly 40,000 pounds of Frank’s RedHot

A semitruck spill left a roadway drenched in none other than Frank’s RedHot sauce.

www.kfyrtv.com

 

[TexRex]

 

[Mikey]

Semitruck spills nearly 40,000 pounds of Frank’s RedHot

A semitruck spill left a roadway drenched in none other than Frank’s RedHot sauce.

www.kfyrtv.com

No doubt, although the journalists have already identified the sauce of this report, police are behind with their investigation of the accident but are hoping to ketchup soon, etc.

 

[sirjim73]

Did somebody say Space Balls???

Australia space agency finds 'likely source' of mystery space balls on beach

The agency says that they "appear to be pressure vessels from a space launch vehicle".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[sirjim73]

Pilot writes 'I'm bored' in sky during flight from Liverpool

The pilot's mischievous flight path was noticed by plane spotters on the flightradar24 tracking app

www.bbc.co.uk

👏👏👏🤣

 

[Liquid]

Was just going to post the same thing. After spelling it out he flies over my hometown before turning up to Liverpool again.

 

[Mikey]

Could this be the funniest avaition related prank since Max Fosh made a sign saying Welcome To Luton outside Gatwick Airport?



At least it's not a penis.

 

[PaMu1337]

Entire truck of cheese goes missing

20 tons of Emmental cheese goes missing between Bavaria and France | dpa international

www.dpa-international.com

 

[sirjim73]

Entire truck of cheese goes missing

20 tons of Emmental cheese goes missing between Bavaria and France | dpa international

www.dpa-international.com

Their tracking system must be full of holes

 

[Mikey]

Their tracking system must be full of holes

That's a gouda one.

 

[TexRex]

Pilot writes 'I'm bored' in sky during flight from Liverpool

The pilot's mischievous flight path was noticed by plane spotters on the flightradar24 tracking app

www.bbc.co.uk

👏👏👏🤣

"noticed by plane spotters on the flightradar24 tracking app"

 

[Darla Starch]

That's a gouda one.

Brielieve it

 

[Darla Starch]

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/streamer-builds-a-battery-powered-pc-with-over-100-aas-uses-hannah-montana-linux-to-benchmark-their-abomination/

 

[PaMu1337]

https://www.news18.com/amp/viral/looking-for-a-hotel-woman-accidentally-tries-to-book-room-in-womens-jail-internet-says-no-payment-security-and-food-too-ws-l-10237233.html

 

[Darla Starch]

Army unit offers 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as reenlistment incentive

Eligible soldiers must reenlist for a minimum of two years and up to six years.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Darla Starch]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fallout/breaking-benjamin-frontman-pauses-concert-to-rant-about-fallout-4-modding-beef-there-was-a-modder-in-the-community-that-was-really-mean-to-me/

 

[ZAPPADIETRO]

Spoiler

 

[Mikey]

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Another successful bust for the TP squad. All that remains is the mopping up.

 

[sirjim73]

When your football shirt goes on more holidays than you do...

From Edinburgh to Easter Island: How my stolen Ian Wright Celtic top went round the world

Kevin Hill's much-loved Celtic top was lost years ago but that was just the start of an international mystery.

www.bbc.co.uk