Funny/Strange News Stories

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There was probably a paedo in the car park waiting for them.

PAEDOS EVERYWHERE!
 
Well, they got the "ped" part right...
 
I get the feeling that story was jokingly brought up on an episode of HIGNFY 8 years ago. But I definitely remember hearing about it back then, as the article's from 2005.

Wonder how well that jihad on BK went.
 
the article's from 2005.
:dunce: Gah, I hate sites that list ancient stories along side brand new headlines! Oh well, maybe the guy has calmed down by now.
 
A guy in Philadelphia was just arrested because he liked to drive around with no pants on and Swiss cheese on his genitalia. Google it. Really.
 
That's emmental.
 
Police warn he may be dangerous, so you must approach him caerphilly.
 
I'm more concerned with the fact that it fits in the tiny holes. Poor little guy.
 
I guess this gives new meaning to Swiss Miss.:lol:
 
He should contact Shirley Phelps-Roper. I think they'd get on.
 
The scary thing is, my Dad had a few supportive words about UKIP in August.

I thought their economic policies were Tea Party-ish, it turns out that their social policies weren't that far away.
 
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