Girl Gets Cabbage Patch Doll With Obscene Message

[Burnout]

http://www.click2houston.com/news/4050844/detail.html

Ha.

 

[Acid X]

Hah, that had to be interesting..

"...'**** ME?' ...WHAT?!"

 

[Blake]

Haha.

Blake

 

[Ten]

My god. That is awesome!

 

[TsLeng]

Wow!!! What a smart computer eh?

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

"Look Mummy, my Cabbage Patch doll says funny things"

*pulls string*

"I've had so many censored children, my birth canal is like a slippery slide!"

*pulls string again*

"Wow, your censored really is big. Lose some weight, you fat censored"

...

"That's the last time I buy anything from South Australia!"

 

[Jay]

"That's the last time I buy anything from South Australia!"

I dont get it?

 

[Anderton Prime]

This girl's parents need to get over it. In fact, people everywhere need to stop contributing to this trend where everyone thinks they're entitled to a news article when something quirky like this happens. I know in my family if the same thing had happened with a Transformer, my dad wouldn't have cared, and if my mom persisted, he would have simply returned the toy to the store it was purchased from and asked for another one.

THIS IS NOT NEWS, REPEAT, THIS IS NOT NEWS. It's also not important and more than a little annoying. I mean, check out the slideshow where the parents are giving a statement. GIVE ME A FRIGGING BREAK!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I dont get it?

Neither? What the censored is wrong with South Australia?

 

[PublicSecrecy]

He's from Adelaide, South Australia. Awesome doll, btw.

 

[Famine]

"Diamond"?

 

[Max Powers]

This girl's parents need to get over it. In fact, people everywhere need to stop contributing to this trend where everyone thinks they're entitled to a news article when something quirky like this happens. I know in my family if the same thing had happened with a Transformer, my dad wouldn't have cared, and if my mom persisted, he would have simply returned the toy to the store it was purchased from and asked for another one.

THIS IS NOT NEWS, REPEAT, THIS IS NOT NEWS. It's also not important and more than a little annoying. I mean, check out the slideshow where the parents are giving a statement. GIVE ME A FRIGGING BREAK!

It's ok if your dad didn't do that for the transformers that you got last Christmas, but some parents are different.

I thought that it was funny, a serial number like that is pretty unique.

Believe it or not, people here don't care if something is annoying to you or not, why not just leave a perfectly funny thread alone if you don't like it instead of whining like a little girl.

Is that 9 year old girl in the article you, Anderton? That would explain why you're so upset about this.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

How come you always get in before me, Famine?

What sort of parent names their kid "Diamond"?

 

[Pupik]

What sort of parent names their kid "Diamond"?

Probably the same ones that name their kid "Jade", "Amethyst", or "Cubic Zirconia".

Here's to hoping mom and dad don't have any old copies of The Little Mermaid and The Rescuers lying around.

 

[Sharky.]

Or "Apple". (Ok, so its not a jewel, but who would call their kid "Apple"???)

 

[Anderton Prime]

Believe it or not, people here don't care if something is annoying to you or not, why not just leave a perfectly funny thread alone if you don't like it instead of whining like a little girl.

I was simply offering my opinion on the matter, which is what these forums are largely devoted to. And it was the parents who were "whining like a little girl" in this case, not me. I don't whine, I speak my mind.

The reason I was so bothered by this is because every time I turn on the TV, every time I open a newspaper, or every time I switch on the radio in my car, there's a story about someone who was "personally wronged" or somehow offended by another person / company. For crying out loud, the whole world is slowly turning into one giant, nightmarish episode of Judge Judy.

This was an honest mistake by the company, not an intentional scheme to steal the child's innocence and enrage her parents. So I'll say it again in case you didn't hear the first time: I think everyone needs to chill out a little bit. This story has no bearing on the world, and yet it's getting air time and attention that is unnecessary.

Forgive me for being a party pooper, but some parties just need to be pooped.

 

[Jay]

He's from Adelaide, South Australia. Awesome doll, btw.

Who's from Adelaide?

 

[Mista Bob]

Wonder how long it will take for the doll to end up on ebay.

 

[ND4SPD]

That, is so cool. I wouldn't mind having anything with that serial number......I mean what are the chances something like this would happen without it being deliberate.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

Who's from Adelaide?

Radicool02.

Australia: Home of the ugliest birds and the cutest mammals.

 

[Blake]

"I've had so many censored children, my birth canal is like a slippery slide!"

I wonder if I'm the only one who knows where you stole that from

Blake

 

[Jay]

Radicool02.

Australia: Home of the ugliest birds and the cutest mammals.

Is he? wow! But what has that got to do with Matts SA comment? I dont understand?

 

[ND4SPD]

I believe he is from Australia too, thats why,

 

[Jay]

I believe he is from Australia too, thats why,

Yes but...but.........dont worry about it

 

[Omnis]

thats some OLD news. the local news station had it on like a week and a half ago.

 

[gt3 drifter]

thats class, in the papers here they had a roundup of swear toys a non named doll sang ring a ring a rosie but said "ya bastard, Ya bastard we all fall down" and a talking pikachoo anid 7uck you and a tigger said wanker. hiliarous and the little girl who got the ring a ring a rosie doll wont stop sinning the obscene version. NOW THATS COMEDY!

 

[Famine]

Breathe, dammit! Breathe!

 

[Anderton Prime]

Breathe, dammit! Breathe!

Darn, ya beat me to it. I was out of breath after reading that post...took me three re-reads, and I still don't know what the hell he's talking about in the final sentence (well, at least what would be the final sentence, if he could grasp the use of the almighty period...)

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

Oh god, the South Australia comment was directed at Jack mainly.

Tasmania and South Australia are commonly known as "backwards" states in Australia, meaning the people there are seen as hillbillies. And seeing that I'm from Tasmania myself, I directed it at South Australia!

 

[Jay]

Oh god, the South Australia comment was directed at Jack mainly.

Tasmania and South Australia are commonly known as "backwards" states in Australia, meaning the people there are seen as hillbillies. And seeing that I'm from Tasmania myself, I directed it at South Australia!

Ive never heard that myself, SA rocks!

As for Jack..... well Jacks unique