GR.3 Saturday

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Lap 26 final straightaway 1% fuel its gonna be a close finish if I can pass the line....well mother nature strikes again and power glitched off causing a DNF.....thank you everyone who came out and raced it was a fun race hope everyone enjoyed it. Results will be posted tomorrow and hopefully the butthurt I'm feeling now will go away! Damn 25.9 laps and damn power are you f'ing kidding meeeeeeeeee!
 
So, The team was doing a photo shoot prior to tonights events. here you go. Season 2 Short Bus Window Lickers.

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It is with deep regret that I must inform the race organizers that the Minovsky particle generator caused great amounts of magnetic waves which attracted my car to the cars of two of my competitors causing me to bump into them. At this time I do not believe this requires any punitive action although I leave that to the discression of the race stewards. However, from the next race onwards Zeonic Racing Team will be switching over to internal combustion engines, the world just wasn't ready. #racerexcuses
 
Post race announcement

Team Mello Yello is sad to report that the team finish with last place points due to a "power issue" with the Lexus. A undisclosed insider has leaked information that @Herimopp89 escaped the in laws and went on a horse tranquilizer and laxative binge AGAIN and was seen leaving pit lane with some electrical components from @TexasJDC's car to sell to @Neutty and the window licker team for laxative money to keep the binge going. He was apprehended by the pit crew in the parking lot and severely beat with @Jw_wk1010 booster seat and @Nick Cannella old man walker while @Ryan Kirk sat there eating his "medicinal brownies" and laughing like a school girl. The team is now looking to use shock therapy to get heri back on the straight and narrow and hope to have him racing again next saturday
 
AMG team Principal Lou Sanus said in a recent press release, while satisfied with mr.185s ability to carry his damage until his second stop on lap 18, a meeting will be held in Paris at the headquarters of the governing body, the FIA, to decide if Mr.185 destroyed his front end on purpose, as payback for having to share a hotel room with Ben Dover and Jack Goff at this week's venue
 
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