GT6 Haiku thread

[GT5 Level 41]

The intellectuals of GTPlanet need a pastime between updates so I suggest a GT6 related Haiku thread.

A traditional Japanese Haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression.

Example-

New seasonal hard
I can't keep it on the track
No gold chrome for me

I can't wait to read what you come up with.

 

[Prontas_Probe]

I beat my uncle
Seventeen seconds faster
Round Eiger Nordwand

 

[Thematic]

Thumbs are quite alright
when the front is not to lead
arms take an artist

 

[Ddrizle]

No urge to play it
I have not played it in weeks
Fun is found elsewhere

 

[BMWcrazy]

Intense touge fight
Roommate knocks on door and yells
Don't vacuum at night

 

[kolio]

Thumbs are quite alright
when the front is not to lead
arms take an artist

How is this related to GT6? Actually, I don't even understand this.

And, yes I did take my time to try and figure it out.

 

[smskeeter23]

Update coming soon
Yamauchi likes to say
Rarely comes to pass




And we wait for days and days.

 

[Moon_k]

When the darkness reign

Some cannot even see the track

They wish for sunlight

 

[LightningLord]

Look it's a Tank Car
Blocking another hairpin
We all be crashing

 

[Aesthetics]

Help me, I am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they

Anyways, my actual one,

Crashing and spinning
What the 🤬 is ramming me?
Oh look, an X1.

 

[montez34]

My friend yells at me

Stop vacuuming you are driving me crazy

I'm playing Gt6 I say

 

[BlazeTheCat05]

The Course Editor
We have waited long enough
Hope it arrives soon

 

[montez34]

Gt games never change

I've been playing the same thing

For the last 16 years

 

[MeanElf]

I see with happiness
Misty Autumn Ring's leaves falling
I am replete now.

Rain at night brings fear
The Nurburgring sun rising
Washes these things away

 

[jimipitbull]

Don't worry Kaz
The cupcake generation
Is never happy

 

[Outeke]

When dawn fades away
Kaz wakes up and thinks
Not delivered what I promised

 

[ULTRAVIOLENZZ]

Oh my Deltawing

Why oh why, oh they hate you

Deltawing, my love.

 

[eran0004]

Constellations racing
along the Milky Way —
I stop to watch them

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Tarmac river runs
in rings without an ending
Leaves turn red and fall ...

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Spoiler: About the Haikus...

Haikus often have a seasonal reference, and also a juxtaposition of two images or ideas.

In the first Haiku above the Milky Way is the seasonal reference (in early autumn, as the evening gets darker the Milky Way appears brighter again after the summer) and in the second Haiku it's obviously the red leaves.

The two ideas/images in the first Haiku is the motion of the stars and me stopping to observe them. In the second Haiku it's the perpetual circle of a racetrack (a circuit) contrasted against the image of the leaves changing, falling, ending, dying... (which in fact is part of a cycle of seasons, relating back to the ring of tarmac)

 

[UnkaD]

I have a feeling some of you don't know what a haiku is. Anyway:

Can't choose a color
They always end up yellow
No variety

 

[aems]

The intellectuals of GTPlanet need a pastime between updates so I suggest a GT6 related Haiku thread.

A traditional Japanese Haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression.

Example-

New seasonal hard
I can't keep it on the track
No gold chrome for me

I can't wait to read what you come up with.

Try max back d.f.
increase turn stability
Silverstone is yours

 

[GolimLongshanks]

Soft, warm bitumen,
Fearing rubber's incursion,
Leaving marbles soon...

 

[GolimLongshanks]

Spears at sun's rising
Muffled throats sing out loudly
Leaves shiver applause

 

[ULTRAVIOLENZZ]

My patience ran out,
Good bye Gran Turismo Six,
Hello Project Cars.

 

[Franjo]

Traction control five
ABS 1 always on
turn off default please

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Yes, you have a mic
I don't need your life story
Shut up and drive, bro

Kaz could cure cancer
And people would still complain
"GT6 updates?!"

Let's hack the game, K?
Can't top TT without it
I have no wiener

 

[GolimLongshanks]

As this day begins
Unlike monsters await you
Tearing light with sound

 

[Swagger897]

Intense touge fight
Roommate knocks on door and yells
Don't vacuum at night

Gold...

 

[MrUnknown]

A new car has come
"What is it, Kazunori?"
Another Skyline.

 

[TeamCZRRacing]

What the ****
Is this thread
Thought I'd seen everything...

 

[ProjectWHaT]

What the ****
Is this thread
Thought I'd seen everything...

This isn't a haiku. A haiku has 17 syllables, 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.