GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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gtuned
TIL: The Voltic is a Reliant Robbin.

That one time was god damn hillarious, I just saw you go flying into a tree :lol:
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I used to own a Voltic. Is it really that bad now? I don't remember it being very bad, just very lightweight and easy to spin out.
 
So my friend and I found a new way to screw around in GTA Online. We get jets, and fly around until a Kill Target pops up. We kill the target and get the cash. No players are harmed unless they attack us first. So if you play on the X360, and you see me in your public game, please don't shoot me. I'm just screwing around waiting for Kill Targets.
 
I was driving my Jester last night, hit a part of the sidewalk north of the eastern LSC where it cuts out into the street just before the highway overpass and got launched into the air somehow. :crazy:
 
There's this one turn by Alta Street. It goes up a hill right next to a construction zone/gang attack. Whenever I spawn in my garage near the airport LSC, I often travel back to my apartment on my Bati 801 (usually to change clothes/cars). If I do not slow down on that turn, I WILL get launched into the construction zone, or if I'm lucky, onto the highway. At least if I get launched onto the highway, I won't get shot to bits in a stupid gang attack that shouldn't even be there.
 
Gotta say, I'm really not liking this whole new '1000FT MEGA RAMP' phase that races are going through right now. First it was Criminal Records and Down The Drain, then The Commute, then the creator came out and all races were 'NASCAR ROUND THE ARENA', then it was 'RACE ROUND ENTIRE FREEWAY', and now every race is 'CRAZY JUMP TO THE MOON' or something. Granted, there are a few races that are either genuine races with jumps put in, or are crazy enough to be worth it (Jumping straight over the military base), but most are just a single big ramp and another half a mile of filler checkpoints.
 
Snorevette
Gotta say, I'm really not liking this whole new '1000FT MEGA RAMP' phase that races are going through right now. First it was Criminal Records and Down The Drain, then The Commute, then the creator came out and all races were 'NASCAR ROUND THE ARENA', then it was 'RACE ROUND ENTIRE FREEWAY', and now every race is 'CRAZY JUMP TO THE MOON' or something. Granted, there are a few races that are either genuine races with jumps put in, or are crazy enough to be worth it (Jumping straight over the military base), but most are just a single big ramp and another half a mile of filler checkpoints.
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Which one goes over the base? How do they stack ramps?
 
nascarfan1400
It doesn't let me?
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1. Go into driver/player camera.
2. Place object.
3. Make sure cursor is as far away from you as possible.
4. Place object on top of other object.

I believe curved mega ramps are a little more difficult because they stop stacking 'normally' after a certain incline, but you can easily make double/triple/etc ramps with float crates which are exactly the same height as a large ramp.

EDIT - Ninja'd.
 
Snorevette
Gotta say, I'm really not liking this whole new '1000FT MEGA RAMP' phase that races are going through right now. First it was Criminal Records and Down The Drain, then The Commute, then the creator came out and all races were 'NASCAR ROUND THE ARENA', then it was 'RACE ROUND ENTIRE FREEWAY', and now every race is 'CRAZY JUMP TO THE MOON' or something. Granted, there are a few races that are either genuine races with jumps put in, or are crazy enough to be worth it (Jumping straight over the military base), but most are just a single big ramp and another half a mile of filler checkpoints.
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Don't forget the "1000000$ 10000000RP" deathmatches. :rolleyes:

Idiots.
 
CallmeDan
Don't forget the "1000000$ 10000000RP" deathmatches. :rolleyes:

Idiots.
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Those are just inevitable. Every game with a creator will be full of 'GLITCH CREATION UNLIMITED MONEY' creations, such is the law of life itself.

The one race that does really tick me off is that one ROCKSTAR VERIFIED! race that I believe is literally just a section of the highway and some jumps. Are you kidding me? I've played non-verified creations that must've taken HOURS to make and some kid gets all of those R* verified awards for spewing out the same 10 minute creation as literally every single GTA Online player in the entire world.
 
Ishikawa M
Every time I join a public lobby, some person invites me to those falsely named and BS deathmatches ... and they're R* verified. WAT.
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I've received invites to those in PRIVATE sessions! I don't know who the hell these idiots are and how I am receiving invites from them. I'm almost certain they are NOT in the GTPlanet crew.
 
Doodle
I spent like five hours or so on my track, and it's been pretty successful, but not verified. :(
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You gotta get a group of people to constantly replay/like the race to get verified
CallmeDan
I've received invites to those in PRIVATE sessions! I don't know who the hell these idiots are and how I am receiving invites from them. I'm almost certain they are NOT in the GTPlanet crew.
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Auto invite goes out to anyone online
 

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