GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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TheKitten
Wait What? I was laughing the whole time. Don't worry ;). I had fun, and great laughs.
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Well, I did come close to clipping your SUV on Mt. Chilliad. I barely hit you.

You screamed and ZDUPH was laughing his ass off while watching the whole thing happen.
 
Carl the Sloth
No, no, no, no, no, no y u do dis.

I love North Yankton and all its vehicles, and to see a beige jacket hipster own one and not the almighty sloth is such a downer, and I was eating chicken, I love chicken, you ruined it! :O

pls dupe it for me wen im not a bad sport pls
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Haha alright. But for the love of god try to control your sticky bomb fetish while I dupe it to ya. XD
 
ildd
How does one acquire said North Yankton dandruff-covered vehicle?
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CallmeDan
Hax.
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Or, for normal, non-hacking people who are afraid of the GTA Online gods, you wait until the PC version comes out and get the mods, or, if we're lucky, Rockstar will release a North Yankton map.

Speaking of Mount Chilliad, I've got a Duneloader that's eager to try it's luck at the climb this weekend if anyone wants to join me.

I also need to do some races...but I prefer NOT to do Criminal Records. I know it's short, and all, but it doesn't pay out enough and it takes no time at all to get too many people.
 
SuperShouden
I also need to do some races...but I prefer NOT to do Criminal Records. I know it's short, and all, but it doesn't pay out enough and it takes no time at all to get too many people.
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Well, then I think you could go for Down The Drain, or if you don't want to grind, just a random race. Survivals, however, still gives $20k, when completing wave 10. :)
 
There is rumours that there may be a North Yankton DLC but it's just rumours at the moment.
 
Hehe, thought it was still worth a shout :p. I sorta knew it was BS but you never know.
 
Sorry for the awkward angle, but I was able to glitch the P-996 Lazer into my garage! You have to jam the nose of the plane into the corner of your garage so it skips the animation of you actually getting in. You then call someone who gives you missions so you don't automatically walk into the garage. It takes about 2.3 seconds for your guy to teleport in, and within .1-.2 seconds of him teleporting in, you have to cancel the call. It is VERY frustrating, and I had to do it about 40 times before I did it successfully. You can then glitch insurance on it, and the best thing of all, no matter how many times it gets destroyed, the deductable is always free! I think it's because it doesn't really have a selling price. You can also call the mechanic to deliver it, and he delivers it like a normal car! If you try to have him deliver a chopper he flies up really high and you can't get it unfortunately.
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Snow vehicles and a snow area of the map would be nice. I am sure something like that will eventually come as dlc. They will just claim they are false rumors, but we know that will eventually lead to confirmed dlc. False rumors are usually a test for hype.
 
Dean J
Well, then I think you could go for Down The Drain, or if you don't want to grind, just a random race. Survivals, however, still gives $20k, when completing wave 10. :)
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Which I still need to do. That is the hardest one I need to complete to get the Numero Uno trophy. Everything else should be simple farming and getting with a good teammate who doesn't mind losing.
 
Survivals are all about camping in the blue bins or, if there is one, the hangar.
 
Exactly, Chris. 👍

If you're online at the moment, SuperShouden, I might be able to assist you with reaching wave 10 in a survival, if needed. There might be some other GTP'ers who wants to join as well. :D
 
SuperShouden
Which I still need to do. That is the hardest one I need to complete to get the Numero Uno trophy. Everything else should be simple farming and getting with a good teammate who doesn't mind losing.
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I agree, I played a few rounds of golf last night and the two GTP'ers I played with didn't have any intention of letting me win (for the Numero Uno trophy).
 
None of you use headsets? Oh wait nm most of you are on the PS3. Makes sense.

On the 360 I am always in a party chat with the players I am playing with. Its not as easy on the PS3.
 
CAMAROBOY69
None of you use headsets? Oh wait nm most of you are on the PS3. Makes sense.

On the 360 I am always in a party chat with the players I am playing with. Its not as easy on the PS3.
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Traitor! Nah just kidding. I agree that the next PlayStation can benefit from a Party Chat feature.
 
darren200cook
I agree, I played a few rounds of golf last night and the two GTP'ers I played with didn't have any intention of letting me win (for the Numero Uno trophy).
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Yeah. that happens. The way I would do it just play a single hole and set in tennis just to make it short and then each player could just take turns in losing/winning. The Rally races would be easy if you race on a track that you already know like Criminal Records and Down the Drain. CR would be the easiest, though. And you could take turns as the driver/passenger 'cause there's a trophy for leading someone to victory in a rally race. And, if you wanted you could do a GTA Rally race and knock out two birds with one stone. I just need the rally victory, though.
 
CAMAROBOY69
None of you use headsets? Oh wait nm most of you are on the PS3. Makes sense.

On the 360 I am always in a party chat with the players I am playing with. Its not as easy on the PS3.
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You're missing out on all the fun over on 360, you missed the flying Rolls. :lol:

@SuperShouden, I already got a rally win and all I did was point Street King in the right direction! (Yeah, I don't have a mic)
 
Oh don't worry, I have had my share of GTA5 fun on the 360 with friends. But it does sound like a great time on the PS3 with the GTP members. At least the PS4 will have the party chat feature. So that will help all of you a lot. Much better time in your own party with friends.
 
darren200cook
I agree, I played a few rounds of golf last night and the two GTP'ers I played with didn't have any intention of letting me win (for the Numero Uno trophy).
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Since none of us had a headset I didn't know what the deal was, who was letting who win. I couldn't tell if you were playing bad on purpose to let one of us win! I only played that one game then didn't see any further invites. If you invite me again tonight I'll let you win, just set it at 1 hole. Then I'll invite you so you can return the favour.

As for survival if you need that still just do the Boneyard one and camp behind the office on the right as you start.
 
Samus
Since none of us had a headset I didn't know what the deal was, who was letting who win. I couldn't tell if you were playing bad on purpose to let one of us win! I only played that one game then didn't see any further invites. If you invite me again tonight I'll let you win, just set it at 1 hole. Then I'll invite you so you can return the favour.

As for survival if you need that still just do the Boneyard one and camp behind the office on the right as you start.
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I always play bad, I'm just 🤬 at golf! :lol:
 
darren200cook
I always play bad, I'm just 🤬 at golf! :lol:
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Well I'm not too great either. I've never finished with an under par score.

As I say send me an invite tonight (5pm onwards probably) for 1 hole and as long as it's just me and you i'll let you win, then I'll invite you afterwards. If you get it done before I get online no worries.
 

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