GTA Vice City Quotes

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lol I like the quotes on VCPR - that's as funny as hell! Jan says, "Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman. But at least he was trying, so I gave him a cuddle,told him to hit daddy hard the next time he comes home late from work smelling of cheap perfume"
Maurice Chavez says to Jeremy Robard "You're not a big shot! You're not even a medium shot! You're an asshole! A creepy jailbird whos breath reeks of whiskey. You look like you sell drugs to people!!" :)
 
Yea, that's funny! I like it when you jack someone else's car, I think it's the guy who wears the brown leather jacket and the blue jeans, ya open the car and pull him out of it, and he's like, "My vehicle!" I like that. I also like how they have ads for things on the radio and then in Little Havana they have bilboards for what they're advertising, eg. Exploder - Evacuator part 2 and Gash! lol, Gash. The fashion shop in GTA3 was called Rip. Gash? Rip? Connection?: :confused:
 
I also get a kick when you point a gun at those tourists or jack their rides and they run off saying: "Hey mista police man-san!" (or something amoing those lines)
 
I like listening to Flash, Toni is a riot! She's like, "She was throwing herself at the band, and she was really OLD! She musta been like, 30 or something!! By the time I'm 30 I'm gonna be doin something really important" and then she says "Someone just rang up asking if this was Musty Pines, and I said "Fer shur!"
 
one of the funy things i remeber while playing vc is when i cut in front of an infernus while driving an infernus the driver says move that piece fo **** ! even though i'm driving the same car
 
Tommy talking to Umberto Robina. :p
I got a kick out of the Cuban missions. In "Trojan Voodoo" when you approach the other Cubans in their Voodoos and Pepe (the guy you're riding with) goes:

"Whoa men! You drive like a crazy b*tch!" :lol:
 
This is from VCPR: (i'm not sure if it was posted already but anyways here it is)

Robard: Hey! can i say something

Maurice: No! i'm still pissed off with you, you shoulder-pad wearing scheister

Robard: hey hey hey back down buster before i bust your balls, no confrentation, like they say in the movies i'm a men of pece, i'm done killing work with me

Maurice: what do you want? a broken nose? some spit in your eyes? your pushing me , I am maurice chavez
 
When you steal a car "What are you doing!?" to make htis funny, right after say somethign like, STEALING YOUR CAR DUMBASS!!!

-Vash
 
I heard a carjacker say to me once after he (tried) to steal my car (he entered through the passenger side door, and I got my car back before he left)

Hey! I just bought that

I also heard another carjacker say (after he stole someones car):
Get lost and don't squeal
 
These are some things Tommy says when they jack your car:

Well, if thats what you want
I wrote the book on jacking mister
No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti

i'll write more ones I hear them
 
I like the one "Hey man, you got BIG cojones", "Thanks man, no-one's said that to me since I got out of Jail"

I love it :D
 
the Peds say all kinds of crap....

A female rollerskater says "I ride like the wind" while running away or something......

I can't remember much(or any)..

But my fav is the hooker saying "Go ahead and shoot!!"
And me shooting her with a magnum..:O
 
I can't remember any damn!!!:banghead: :banghead:

By the way to look for qoutes anybody in the PC version

Go to audio or something.... You could probably find all the words everybody uses.... There's some really rare one if you have the time to go through all of them:D
 
"I just LOOOVE the batter, all over my face!" - Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts
"Sunshine, YAYYYYYY, sunshine, hahahaha!" - crazy girl with family problems on the radio
"Don't make me get my peep!" - Pedestrian
"Can you smell me???' - Pedestrian
"No money no funny bunny honey!" - Ped
"Thank youuu..." - Tommy when he jacks someone's car
"I like this shirt..." - Tommy
"You freakin hit me? I'll freakin hit YOU!" - Ped
"Make me run and I'll get all sweaty!" - Cop
"I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th street!"
"The Alaskans are lunatics, plain and simple. They eat snow, and whales! and sleep in a freezer! Who'd want to eat snow all day?" - Pastor Richards
"Wahh wahh, waa waa wahh wahh, waaaa wahh wahh, wahh wahh, that sound I loooove. Giggle Cream! It makes desserts funny!" - Giggle cream commercial
"Get outta my face, dipstick!"
"Dayum honey you on a hot dish!"
"Heeeeey it's Mister V!" - bodyguard at the mansion
"You did WHAT!" - bodyguard
 
hey, i'm new to this gta forum and i really am a big fan of gta vc, having no chance of getting to play san andreas, its really cool, i hear...

so anyway, i'm going to post, not really quotes from gta vc, but some things, you know, that i have noticed in the game....

really, before we go ahead, we all must marvel the fact that rockstar games has really put in minute details in the game...

i'm putting some info, so here goes...

have you ever noticed a couple of homeless people moving together... it is always the old man in brown torn shirt with a lady in green shirt or black shirt old man and orange old lady... if you go near the man and try to block him, then the lady walking with him, obviously his wife, will struggle and scamper in order to be with him, to reach him. then if u shoot him, the lady will turn and follow you everywhere... wont hurt you and all, but just walk by you right as she did with her husband... i'm not sure why this happens... they are found in most of gta, especially near washington beach hospital near the bridge to the mainland...
 
I bought a combo pack with III, VC and SA for $19.99 at Walmart. I have 3 copies of SA and 2 of III. Great games for dirt cheap.
 

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