High School

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Got my Of Mice and Men controlled assessment after half term which will be that last one I have to do IN MY ENTIRE LIFE :D However my teacher is marking it, she really doesn't like me only because I "don't write enough" when it's actually because my handwriting is approximately half the size of an average person which means I can fit much more onto the page which means less pages written. She marks me down for it even though I write a sufficient amount if she'd care to count just how much I in fact write and not by page count. She also failed to give me any form of acknowledgement when I got one of the highest marks in the class (higher than some in Set 1) yet my old English teacher said she was really proud of me.
 
I finally got my Science revision guide today, along with my school photo :crazy:. I also got my own anthology book in English. Ugh, I hate poetry. I'm pretty sick of reading Simon Armitage poems. The school seems to think we need to blow sunshine up his rear because he's from around here.

In Science we were burning fuels and some of the popular guys decided they were going to work with us. Or rather, roll up some paper and smoke it. Then they got the splint to light the Bunsen burner and tried smoking that. One of the guys even started smoking paper with ethanol on it, and then proceeded to sniff the ethanol. The fuels were giving off some pretty wacky fumes anyway without having to smell them. That kid is weird. I have no idea why he's popular, I mean, pretty much none of the popular guys like him. He seems to have an obsession with turning everything into drugs. I remember watching him snort dried Tippex, and then apparently the other week he started snorting paracetamol in class. He once started humping the table too.
 
Katiegan
In Science we were burning fuels and some of the popular guys decided they were going to work with us. Or rather, roll up some paper and smoke it. Then they got the splint to light the Bunsen burner and tried smoking that. One of the guys even started smoking paper with ethanol on it, and then proceeded to sniff the ethanol. The fuels were giving off some pretty wacky fumes anyway without having to smell them. That kid is weird. I have no idea why he's popular, I mean, pretty much none of the popular guys like him. He seems to have an obsession with turning everything into drugs. I remember watching him snort dried Tippex, and then apparently the other week he started snorting paracetamol in class. He once started humping the table too.
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That reminds me of the time when the science teacher passed a bottle around and said sniff this but not too hard.

I had to be the stupid one. It was bleach that hurt my nose for a while
 
I got my report card. I actually did better than expected.

English: 90 (B)
Honors Pre-calculus: 88 (B)
Honors US History: 97 (A)
Chemistry: 77 (C)
Spanish 2: 87 (B)
Honors Band: 97 (A)

I was honestly expecting to be failing half my classes
 
Japanese class was hilarious today. As you might know black people like lotion a lot, so he decided to get a bottle but it was going empty so he needed someone to squirt it out. Luckily my Japanese teacher was there, so he told my teacher to squirt the thing (people start laughing), then she says it's hard (again laughing). He then decides to say push it harder( you know where it's going) and then says oh yeah get it all up in there. Teacher decides to play along and say there's no more. Hilarity ensues and the rest of the class went well. Had a debate about whether our school sucked or not in history, we played with a giant soccer ball in weight lifting then did act 2 of our play in English.
 
alexlam24
Japanese class was hilarious today. As you might know black people like lotion a lot, so he decided to get a bottle but it was going empty so he needed someone to squirt it out. Luckily my Japanese teacher was there, so he told my teacher to squirt the thing (people start laughing), then she says it's hard (again laughing). He then decides to say push it harder( you know where it's going) and then says oh yeah get it all up in there. Teacher decides to play along and say there's no more. Hilarity ensues and the rest of the class went well. Had a debate about whether our school sucked or not in history, we played with a giant soccer ball in weight lifting then did act 2 of our play in English.
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Because that makes compete sense :odd:
 
LancerEvo7
I once watched people snort salt in art class.
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We snort more than that.....I'll leave that there. At least I don't, but I know good friends of mine that do...They will pay for it one day.


I once licked a chunck of rock salt about a foot long in each direction. Very heavy. IT BURNED MY TONGUE REALLY BAD!
 
LancerEvo7
I once watched people snort salt in art class.
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The school outlawed sour Skittles because pretty much everyone snorts the sour powder off the Skittles. I saw one kid snort a whole Pixie Stick in about a minute.
 
cnd01
The school outlawed sour Skittles because pretty much everyone snorts the sour powder off the Skittles. I saw one kid snort a whole Pixie Stick in about a minute.
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Snorting a pixie stick takes no skill
 
TomMcD
Can't wait for 6th form next year; it's frustrating having to tolerate the masses of morons who can't grasp the concept of maturity. Hopefully they'll all go do film studies, photography and drama at AS or an equally pathetic set of options so I can do academic subjects in peace with people who don't act like they're four years old all the time.
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Tell me about it dude, I've tried to centre myself around intelligent and sensible individuals but there's an overwhelming amount of utter ****wits about that it's hard not to avoid them. Sure I like a bit of juvenile fun some of the time but not to the extent these idiots do. 6th Form will be a welcome change and I can't wait, it's one of the things keeping me focused to get good grades. That and I don't want to end up like them.
 
Yeah, I hate the immature idiots. My entire tutor had to stay in once because some pf the idiots in my tutor decided to fight in my tutor room over lunch, and one of them rammed a pen into the computer monitor...

Also, why is this thread turning into a 'What have you snorted?' discussion?
 
phillkillv2
Try snorting Crystal Light. The chunks got built up in my nose and I couldn't breath through it.
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No. Try snorting lemonade packets. I can't bear it. Yet it tastes good in water =P. I've seen guys snort crushed smarties as well. You gotta get the chunks out though, I've heard of people dying from those.
 
Oh, and I won my schools' history bee today. I now move on to regionals (my entire state) and if I'm in the top 120, I move to state finals.
 

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