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Originally posted by Josh




I reckon that's true.:lol:




No, I've never used the word "reckon" before.
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Considering you used it twice in that post, I reckon that you'd have used the word 19,196 times in all your years at GTP (the one, that is).

Only God knows how many times you've used it in real life.

Did you guys know that 'owner' is censored? What kind of bullsht is that?
 
Originally posted by M5Power


Considering you used it twice in that post, I reckon that you'd have used the word 19,196 times in all your years at GTP (the one, that is).

Only God knows how many times you've used it in real life.

Did you guys know that 'owner' is censored? What kind of bullsht is that?
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Owner is?:confused: I could have sworn me and Punk have used that word several times in the past when talking about car owners.:thatsodd: Anyhoo, I reckon you're correct about that whole damn reckonin' deal.:rolleyes::lol:
 
owner

**** is censored, but ***** isn't... that one i don't get it
 
what a great joke! :lol:

"Josh and viper_maniac are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.

viper_maniac says to Josh: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."

Josh thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"

They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. Josh sighs and reaches for his wallet, but the maniac stops him, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.

Josh replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
what a great joke! :lol:

"Josh and viper_maniac are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.

viper_maniac says to Josh: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."

Josh thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"

They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. Josh sighs and reaches for his wallet, but the maniac stops him, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.

Josh replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
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Hmm, I'll post a ":lol:" smilie because that's mildly funny, but it would have been even funnier had I not been the dumbass in the joke.:p
 
Originally posted by M5Power
I put 'owner of maine's flannel shop' or something in my user title originally and it was censored!
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That's because Jordan doesn't want people putting "Owner" in their titles, and claiming they own the site or anything. Obviously that's not what you're wanting "Owner" in there for though...
 
Originally posted by Josh





Hmm, I'll post a ":lol:" smilie because that's mildly funny, but it would have been even funnier had I not been the dumbass in the joke.:p
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i could always put Mista instead, but i've already messed with him enough tonight... :rolleyes:
 
A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. She becomes extremely angry. She opens her purse and pulls out the gun to shoot him, but she's suddenly overcome with grief. She puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend yells "Honey, don't do it." She replies "Shut up, you're next."
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Originally posted by boombexus
Hey M5,

You can even carry your revolver around with you!
Did your rental car come with a gun rack? :lol:
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I knew that - in fact, you can carry a gun in Church in Texas.

No. Instead my rental car came with the following on the steering wheel:

"This car is front-wheel drive"
"This car was made in Avon Lakes, Ohio"
"This car was sold as part of a fleet"

And several others - it was a FACTORY sticker, I swear to God! (Much like the 'WARNING!' stickers for airbags - but those aren't on the steering wheel pad!)
 
or this one:

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
 
Originally posted by M5Power


I knew that - in fact, you can carry a gun in Church in Texas.

No. Instead my rental car came with the following on the steering wheel:

"This car is front-wheel drive"
"This car was made in Avon Lakes, Ohio"
"This car was sold as part of a fleet"

And several others - it was a FACTORY sticker, I swear to God! (Much like the 'WARNING!' stickers for airbags - but those aren't on the steering wheel pad!)
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HA thats nothing. dnowtown calgary has signs saying "Caution: Do Not Jump Over Bridge" :lol:
 
Originally posted by Josh




That's because Jordan doesn't want people putting "Owner" in their titles, and claiming they own the site or anything. Obviously that's not what you're wanting "Owner" in there for though...
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:mad: Damn rules!
 
This one is priceless:

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

1. A "Don't remind me again" button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
 
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