I am WHAT ?

[Flerbizky]

Say again Linkage...

 

[Race Idiot]

Gtplanet.net is an iMac that works upside-down, can be controlled by willpower alone and is smaller than a matchbox.

No wonder Jordan has had so many problems with it.

Klostrophobic is like a normal saucepan, but it works in the rain.

Mike Rotch is a teddybear that craves attention, catches spiders and can only be operated by a trained professional.

Gran Turismo is a shower head that jams mobile phone frequencies, uses the Amazon API and crushes ice.

Hachi Roku is a bedside table that detects evil and is monogrammed (up to three letters).

Clownshoe is a key-ring that's completely waterproof and will drive you insane.

Douglas Demuro is a contraceptive device that connects to the web! It pings when it's ready.

 

[Shannon]

Shannon is a spanner that detects police sonar!

!!!!1!!11!1!!!1!!!!11!1!1111!1!!!

 

[Slick6]

Slick6 is a rocket launcher that disposes of kitchen waste, speaks randomly-generated sentences and is completely waterproof.

Wow, that's interesting...

 

[Silverzone]

silverzone is a blender that makes reassuring noises!

okkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Omnis]

Omnis is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever

kinda funny cuz i dont talk much to people who arent my good friends, but i know pretty much everyone.

.....and just for the hell of it...

Penis is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK.

lmao

 

[DQuaN]

DQuaN is a retinal implant! It stretches to twice its original size!

 

[DQuaN]

Dunc is a games console that emits thick black smoke!

 

[standard235]

standard235 is like a normal shirt button, but it responds to temperature changes.

 

[Jalpa]

Darin is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.

Jordan is a breakfast cereal that sounds better than it looks! It is invisible to the naked eye and rotates at high speed.

Eagle is a key-ring that does exactly what it says on the tin! It emits heat.

JohnBM01 is a rubber fish that's water-absorbent and speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.

 

[daan]

daan is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.

 

[CDailey]

WTF

WTF is a trouser press! It is better than the last one!

 

[VenomFX220]

venomfx220 is a credit card that emits dangerous radiation! It follows you around and spins about its axis.

 

[ExigeEvan]

"ExigeExcel is like a normal pudding, but it can play Mornington Crescent."

I must add...On the triangle.

"shoehorn is a TV remote control that kills all known germs dead! It swears."

"Jack is a letterbox that comes in seven different colours! It responds to ambient light changes."

Explains allot.

 

[Div is back]

div is back is a pair of underpants that increases your sex appeal! It tracks its position with GPS.


say woot

 

[Event]

Event Horizon

Event Horizon is a biro that's heavier than it looks! It is made from recycled cardboard and dissolves dirt.

👍

Darin Darin is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.


So true!

 

[87chevy]

87chevy
87chevy is like a normal sheet of paper, but it can easily be recycled.

SickSix
SickSix is a TV remote control that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds!

Florida
Florida is a robot that never gets tired!

 

[Darin]

Darin

Darin is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.

Gee.... Thanks...

 

[High-Test]

menglan is a carpet that shreds documents and keeps drinks cold. yeah.

kansas is a contact lens! It hangs upside-down from the ceiling!

missouri is a piece of string that gets +2 to kill undead and is made of rubber.

plymouth GTX is an ironing board that's better than the last one! It comes in seven different colours.
forevrandafter69 is an explosive device! It produces hot tea or coffee!


masterchristoph2 is a telephone that squeaks, changes colour and dissolves dirt.


RiegnOfBlackFire is like a normal toilet seat, but it counts your loose change.


bong is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork.

 

[High-Test]

jenna jameson is a breakfast cereal! It is made of rubber!

Famine is like a normal waffle iron, but it's laced with vodka.

 

[ExigeEvan]

GTPlanet is a fax machine that's actually just a solid block of plastic and has a million household uses.
^so true!

 

[Danny]

ultrabeat is a pair of roller-skates that doubles as an iMac! It works at twice the normal speed and has been featured in Star Trek.


Just what I was about to say.

 

[Event]

gt planet is a greetings card that speaks randomly-generated sentences!

also true...

 

[the_undrtaker89]

The_undrtaker89 is a sticking plaster that looks like a pot-plant! It looks really, really good.

I look good

 

[pimp racer]

LMAO..
pimpracer

pimpracer is a toilet seat that makes money fast! It may cause drowsiness.

 

[emad]

Emad is a fusebox that's made entirely of wood!
eMadman is a banner advert that waters your plants and purifies water.
The eMad Hatter is an oven that bounces up and down and can be bolted onto a samurai sword.

err...riiight

 

[Squid]

Squid is an answering machine that's solar-powered! It has an on-board dictionary.

 

[shopping_carts_]

matthew is a contraceptive device that plays the American national anthem! It is made from recycled cardboard.

Wow

gran turismo 4 is a blow-up doll that sorts your mail!

 

[Darin]

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is a teddybear that folds out into a tent!

 

[Omero]

Omero: Omero is an earring that improves upper-body muscle and scares dogs.
Jpec2: Jpec2 is a fridge magnet! It recharges itself at night!
Jpec07: Jpec07 is like a normal WAP device, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.
Aqaza: Aqaza is a hammer that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It sticks to the ceiling like a gecko and sends and receives faxes.