I think my Bob is transgender

[jimipitbull]

I painted the jag matte pink, and Bob broke the lap record by over a second.
Then I put him in a Bicolour racing suit with Masquerade helmet and, well, lets not go there.

Does your Bob have any unusual traits?

 

[GTP_CargoRatt]

I have a bobette named D. (Danica) Patrick. She has only won one race...by fuel strategy, lol.

 

[watermelon punch]

I have a bobette named D. (Danica) Patrick. She has only won one race...by fuel strategy, lol.

I would like to hire her to drive my husband to work IRL.
(I have no worries about hanky panky since she'll be nagging him about the cost of fuel, and he gets plenty of that already at home. )

My bobs are pretty much like everyone else's. They get trapped in the chicane at Monte Carlo. They like to put rain tires on just because all the other AIs are. *sigh*

 

[ghskilla]

My Bob named N. Cash hates drafting, and loses about 5 positions each remote race due to that. He's quick in the corners, but if he goes to an AI's draft in the straight he pulls out of it. This happens way too much in Fuji.

 

[Schwartz]

I believe he said unusual traits.

 

[ghskilla]

I just thought it was unusual for a Bob to not like the draft...

Well, okay. I have another driver named V. Perrone and he is fast in Italian and German cars, but is absolutely slow in American and French cars. Ring a bell? In a Fezza he finishes 1st, in a Merc touring car he flies around the track, but in a modern Camaro he's slower than a slug, and same deal with Pugs and Renaults.

I wonder what type of people his great grandparents were?

 

[montez34]

All of my bobs share one trait, mental retardation, they will have a wide open spot to pass and just continue to follow the car in front of them for many laps while I go into a blinding rage mashing the overtake button and screaming at them.

 

[dhandeh]

I believe my Bobs are idiots. They couldn't pass water.

 

[masterplan]

I believe my Bobs are idiots. They couldn't pass water.

They could... In an X-1 regardless their 1000 crashes on the way.

 

[kk20]

I believe my Bobs are idiots. They couldn't pass water.

comment of the day

 

[squirlybmx]

I have a bobette named D. (Danica) Patrick. She has only won one race...by fuel strategy, lol.

I assume she's wrecked out of all the other races?

 

[JustDrift893]

I painted the jag matte pink, and Bob broke the lap record by over a second.
Then I put him in a Bicolour racing suit with Masquerade helmet and, well, lets not go there.

Does your Bob have any unusual traits?

!!!!

 

[Rob192005]

One of mine actually won a race.

 

[theotherspongey]

One of mine actually won a race.

Same here.

 

[PsuPepperoni]

My driver named M.Monroe won her first race and went up 15 levels...

 

[jimipitbull]

 

[Sir Tuddle]

My Bob Only seems to win when i dress him up like candy corn

 

[GTP_CargoRatt]

I assume she's wrecked out of all the other races?

Not at all. She is actually pretty good. Top 5's for the most part.

 

[tpark103]

My bobette J.(Jennifer) Lopez is a beast most of the time. She occasionally gets in a strange mood and does whatever she wants but, usually keeps a level head. Oh and she doesn't care what color she's wearing. :-D.