If you could be...

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the animal that just got killedto make women's panties - (someone was eventually going to say that, so I decided to beat someone to it.)
 
Originally posted by miata13B
the animal that just got killedto make women's panties - (someone was eventually going to say that, so I decided to beat someone to it.)

What? A pantysaurus? Or the mysterious beaver-tailed pantypus? :lol:
 
Mollucan Cockatoo. preferably a free soaring one. The Ability to fly, and to bea ble to do it, for the sheer joy of it. Oh, and 129db voice to announce my presence.

Most birds fly as a "flight or fight" reaction, or as a method of transportation. Cockatoos are nearly the only ones who fly because they can.

AO
 
I'd be a sheep,.. cause I'm always gettin ****ed over :lol:


Seriously though,... I'd probably wanna be a predetor of some kind,.. snake, shark, hawk,.... you name it......
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Mollucan Cockatoo. preferably a free soaring one. The Ability to fly, and to bea ble to do it, for the sheer joy of it. Oh, and 129db voice to announce my presence.

Most birds fly as a "flight or fight" reaction, or as a method of transportation. Cockatoos are nearly the only ones who fly because they can.

AO

Although I wouldn't mind being a bird of some sort. A big bird like a Cockatoo, or something like them and not something like a Budgie :). It would have to be a tropical/forest bird and not something like an eagle.
 
I'd be a Dingo.

Or a crockadile. Just to bite Steve Irwin's head off if he came around me saying "That's a beauty! Ahhh criky!".

Or a chimp...they are much like humans...
 
The largest Owl known in existance...why?

-there like ninjas
-rotate head, exorcist style
-wing span is f'ing huge
-great night vision
-demonic talons
-u wont hear it comming
 
A hummingbird.

Yes, odd choice, but I have my reasons...
  • No (or almost no) natural predators... and they've survived pretty well in the wake of humans (free nectar!)
  • Fly fast, fly in all directions, fly backwards, fly everywhere... I've always been amazed at how speedy and agile those little babies are
 
A skunk...but I would want to change to something else later because after a while it would get boring just running around making people I don't like stink by farting on them.
 
Originally posted by miata13B
the animal that just got killedto make women's panties - (someone was eventually going to say that, so I decided to beat someone to it.)
beat me to it!
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