If You Die...

[Rat Bastid]

Pako, why'd you go there? Ugh!

 

[Magic069]

Originally posted by MistaY
[insert Doug, horses and beer here]

 

[Rat Bastid]

This is getting out of control. Next, we'll be hearing about insemination techniques!

 

[Pako]

Originally posted by Rat Bastid
This is getting out of control. Next, we'll be hearing about insemination techniques!

Ummm..., do you feel uncomfortable Rat Bastid?

 

[Magic069]

Originally posted by Pako
Ummm..., do you feel uncomfortable Rat Bastid?

Why do I find uncomfortable and Rat Bastid in the same sentence funny?

 

[Rat Bastid]

Look, I'm just a trans-planted city boy here!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Magic069
Now think about what you just said. You think cleaning a female is going to be any better?

Yes!!

[insert joke about Doug, involving horses here]

If people were cars, you'd be a Q-reg.

 

[Rat Bastid]

You guys are too much ...... Did anyone catch that home video show on FOX last night? There was this guy taking a dump in a donkey's field, then the donkey came over & had his way with him!

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by M5Power
If people were cars, you'd be a Q-reg.

What so my parents wouldn't know my exact age, I mean what the feck would my birth certificate say?

Anway, on a completely unrelated note i'm going to make some hotdogs.

With mustard.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by MistaY
What so my parents wouldn't know my exact age, I mean what the feck would my birth certificate say?

No, it's so when they go to resell you they can't get nearly what you'd be worth with proper documents.

 

[Rat Bastid]

Food sounds good, we're going out to dinner, so I'll just have coffee & PB&J.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Rat Bastid
Food sounds good, we're going out to dinner, so I'll just have coffee & PB&J.

Dinner? I just finished breakfast an hour ago.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Rat Bastid
You guys are too much ...... Did anyone catch that home video show on FOX last night? There was this guy taking a dump in a donkey's field, then the donkey came over & had his way with him!

That is freakin disgusting. Never mention anything about a donkey taking advantage of anyone. now if it was a horse, then post it here

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by M5Power

No, it's so when they go to resell you they can't get nearly what you'd be worth with proper documents. [/B]

My parent will never resell me, i'm a freakin' classic. :smuggit:

Oh damn that doesn't work.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by MistaY
My parent will never resell me, i'm a freakin' classic.

Don't be too hasty here. I know a few good buyers

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by MistaY

Oh damn that doesn't work.

So there's this idiot.

He signed into AIM, then immediately signed out.

Then he signed in, sent me a message, and immediately signed out again.

What a weirdo.

 

[miata13B]

-> *MistaY* -> I'm gonna warn you then sign off and you'll never know!

 

[Magic069]

Originally posted by M5Power
Yes!!

So your horses won't be on any type of cycle then.

Yeah, thats what I thought.




Hey, so I guess ketchup isn't going make it on your hot dogs? Wise choice chosing only mustard. Thick red stuff doesn't sound to good right now.

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by M5Power
So there's this idiot.

He signed into AIM, then immediately signed out.

Then he signed in, sent me a message, and immediately signed out again.

What a weirdo.

Who? Klos?
Yeah, he's plenty werd, but at least he likes Deftones.

 

[miata13B]

Thick Red stuff would only sound good to Homer Simpson right now

 

[Rat Bastid]

Originally posted by M5Power
Dinner? I just finished breakfast an hour ago.

Yeah, dinner's around 6 & I'm having a snack now.
What time did YOU get up?

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Rat Bastid
Yeah, dinner's around 6 & I'm having a snack now.
What time did YOU get up?

Six damn AM!

I got like three hours of sleep!

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by Magic069
Hey, so I guess ketchup isn't going make it on your hot dogs? Wise choice chosing only mustard. Thick red stuff doesn't sound to good right now.

Ahh we don't have Ketchup, we have this thing called tomato sauce. Where the name actually makes sense.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by MistaY
Ahh we don't have Ketchup, we have this thing called tomato sauce. Where the name actually makes sense.

Catsup???

 

[Rat Bastid]

Originally posted by miata13B
That is freakin disgusting. Never mention anything about a donkey taking advantage of anyone. now if it was a horse, then post it here

Dude, it was sick. He's squattin', the donkey trots over with his "urgency" out there (blurred out, fortunaetly). The guy tries to run & pull his pants up, but the donkey tackles him & apparrently has his way with him.
Myself, I would've punched that thing in it's eye & then beat up my friend for standing there with a freakin' camera the whole time!

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Rat Bastid
Dude, it was sick. He's squattin', the donkey trots over with his "urgency" out there (blurred out, fortunaetly). The guy tries to run & pull his pants up, but the donkey tackles him & apparrently has his way with him.
Myself, I would've punched that thing in it's eye & then beat up my friend for standing there with a freakin' camera the whole time!

The friend with the camera would be fertalizer by the time I finshed with him

 

[Rat Bastid]

Originally posted by M5Power
Six damn AM!

I got like three hours of sleep!

I was showered & in bed by 5. Woke up at 10 to meet a deadline. Working by 10:30.

 

[MistaY]

Originally posted by miata13B
Catsup???

What's the difference?

I mean what were they thinking.
Guy: I made this sauce out of tomatoes and some chemicals, what should I call it?
Other guy: Ketchup sounds like a great name because it bares no relation to the product!
Guy: Yeah!

Or something, I haven't had a drink yet.............

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by MistaY
What's the difference?

I mean what were they thinking.
Guy: I made this sauce out of tomatoes and some chemicals, what should I call it?
Other guy: Ketchup sounds like a great name because it bares no relation to the product!
Guy: Yeah!

Or something, I haven't had a drink yet.............

At this point it maybe necessary before we dissect this a little more

 

[Rat Bastid]

As I understand it. Heinz was cooking up a batch of tomato soup way-back-when & the soup got burned. Experimentation produced Ketchup! Maybe this was in Germany & the word means something. I guess "Catsup" is a regional thing.