If you were to sum up a car in a "Famous Quote" type sentence...

[locoman88]

How do you know it doesnt handle? Do you drive one to and from work everyday and take it to track days and what not? Really, until you drive it (And I dont just mean around back roads, around an actual track at actual speed) you cannot say it doesnt handle.

Idk about handling but the car design looks like an overated beetle IMO no offense

 

[JDMeddie]

Ford Focus:
"Streets closed pizza boy, find another way home."

Toyota Supra:
"2JZ..No $h%t."

Honda Accord:
"Why does Hector get to hold the money?..Because hes to slow to make away with the cash."

Honda S2000:
"Too soon, Junior.."

Ford Lightning F150:
"I like the tuna here...BULL$H#T, NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE."

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

TVR Cerbera Speed 12 :

Car: "You know how i promised to kill you last.."
Me: "Yeah...."
Car: I Lied!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd1kzNBt4f4">YouTube Link</a>

There's a way to cool the heavy monster called Speed 12............. Oh wait, RUNNNN!!!!!!

My Speed always try to kill me, but I'm still breathing.

Oldie but...

"This is my Skyline, There are many like it but this one is mine..."

This is my Skyline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Skyline is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Skyline, without me, is useless. Without my Skyline, I am useless. I must drive my Skyline true.
I must drive faster than my team mate who is trying to beat me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will... My Skyline and myself know that what counts in this race is not the times we lap, the noise of our downchanges, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the line that count. We will hit that line...
My Skyline is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its leather seats and its torque split differential. I will keep my Skyline clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Kazunori-san, I swear this creed. My Skyline and myself are the defenders of clean racing. We are the masters of the asphalt. We are the saviors of my racing career. So be it, until victory is complete and my nations anthem is played alongside that of Japan and there are no opponents left to defeat, but peace and champagne!

Apex.

Also found in the Book of The Machines: "The calms of the RBs 13"

Ford Focus:
"Streets closed pizza boy, find another way home."

Toyota Supra:
"2JZ..No $h%t."

Honda Accord:
"Why does Hector get to hold the money?..Because hes to slow to make away with the cash."

Honda S2000:
"Too soon, Junior.."

Ford Lightning F150:
"I like the tuna here...BULL$H#T, NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE."

Fast and the Furious right?

Mazda RX7 Type RZ FD:

"It don't matter if it's a inch or a mile. Winning is winning."

Silvia S15 Spec R:

"Don't leave town."

"I'll get your money."

"Why are talking like you don't have a choice?"

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR:

"What, you think I'm gonna let you roll in a Hyundai?"

 

[JDMeddie]

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX MR:

"What, you think I'm gonna let you roll in a Hyundai?"

LMFAO

 

[marcus_war]

Chevelle SS 454:
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds, I'm free."

Nissan 240SX S14:
"You want ass, head over to Hollywood Blvd. If you want a race, it'll be 2 large."

Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder:
"He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me."

Mitsubishi Eclipse:
"I thought if I got in your good graces you might let me keep my car."

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

LMFAO

From the words of the great Han yo!

Chevelle SS 454:
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds, I'm free."

True words to live by Dom, indeed.

 

[Jawehawk]

Sorry for going off topic but I want to nip this "Bugatti is a bad car" in the butt here is the official power lap board from top gear, same track, same driver, stock cars , the Bugatti ss places 4th and the original Bugatti places 11th, not bad for a car that handles so badly ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mj59/features/powerlaps

Horrible for a car that has more than 1000BHP.

 

[88deathguy]

787B: "It's like money to my ears! oh wait... I meant music"

 

[locoman88]

Fiat 500: small but mighty, YEAH RIGHT

 

[McClarenDesign]

"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER..."

"...itty bitty living space." -Genie

 

[StrayShadow]

“A man's got to know his limitations.”


Red Bull Hangar_1 by StrayShadow, on Flickr​

}:^{>

 

[Ryk]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he use six gears or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an Eight litre TVR V12, the most powerful naturally aspirated engine in the world, and would strip the treads clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
TVR Speed Twelve

 

[88deathguy]

Spyker C8: What NASCARs should have been

 

[Harley45]

Yellowbird - just leave it in the Garage an feed it small children once a week an maybe it won't try an kill you

 

[HaiwoodJewBlome]

1st post on here. Great topic. Here's mine:

Chaparral 2D - "You may think you hate it now, but wait til you drive it."

Since there isn't a Family Truckster in the game

 

[Ryk]

Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water.
The all new Hyundai Tiburon

I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
The 1978 Honda Civic, as driven by Butch Coolidge.

 

[McClarenDesign]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaOq5wb9og&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Best advice ever.

 

[RB26]

Ferrari F40 -" Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

I second this.

 

[eran0004]

Lotus Esprit: "Jack, I'm flying!"

 

[kogunenjou]

Subaru 360 - Keep Calm Carry Own
Red Bull X2011 - Watch (Warning: Strong Language)
Jaguar XKR - Now let him have it! You can have it.

Why can't I stop laughing?

 

[JagXJ220]

Cadillac Cien -'Remember, the meek shall inherit nothing.'

 

[lebes14]

Horrible for a car that has more than 1000BHP.

Lol, this cracks me up. And is deserving of a meme that I have no time to make
"one does not simply make a 1000hp car...and expect it to turn well"
I see very few options here, they were either goof to make in oversteer terribly or under steer.

 

[eran0004]

Cadillac Cien -'Remember, the meek shall inherit nothing.'

Bugatti Veyron (or any other car that does 10 miles to the gallon) - 'They said that the meek shall inherit the earth. But if I can't have it, neither shall they.'

 

[ViscousTraction]

12' GT-R Black Edition "Oh, cock!" -James May

 

[Ryk]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?"

Nissan Cube Sir!

 

[CNSpots1]

All the comments about the bugatti

But if I had to sum up a car...

Ford Mark IV: Absolute Perfection.

 

[Ryk]

Just to back up the above.

"The reason Dan Gurney invented Champagne celebrations - The all American Ford GT Mark IV"

 

[03SonicWRX]

Sorry for going off topic but I want to nip this "Bugatti is a bad car" in the butt here is the official power lap board from top gear, same track, same driver, stock cars , the Bugatti ss places 4th and the original Bugatti places 11th, not bad for a car that handles so badly ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mj59/features/powerlaps

McLaren F1: "The ultimate driving experience." (thank you Gran Turismo series )

The reason it's not in 5th is because the McLaren F1 isn't up there, lol. Seriously, that is, and will be, the only car ever built with driving as the main goal in production. No fancy electronics to keep it on the road, no dumbed down parts of the car to be understandable by casual drivers, a pure racing machine left to only the most skilled of drivers, helped designed by one of the (if not the) best race car drivers ever, Ayrton Senna.

The Bugatti was built with the sole purpose of achieving the highest straight line production car speed (previously held by the Enzo, previously held by the F1). The F1 was built with the sole purpose of being a driver's car, it just happened to achieve the highest straight line speed in the process. Therefore, Mclaren F1 > Bugatti Veyron.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Any of the various generations of the Porsche 911:

"A horrible idea, brilliantly executed."

Wish I could remember who said that originally but it really is the perfect description of the 911.

 

[maddog999]

Jaguar XJ13: Sublime.

One word is enough for it. The car is an absolute wonder. Gorgeous looks, plenty of raw carburated V12 power, nerve tingling sound...

Oh...god.

it's not carburated. Lucas mechanical fuel injection, and if it's like the version fitted to the Triumph 2.5PI it has all the power a windscreen wiper motor can muster.