It's the zombie apocalypse...

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...you're home alone.

There's a scratch on your door.

Oh no did I lock it? Of course you didn't. :dunce:

Zombie now approaching rapidly, your only weapon is the item to the right of your screen. How dead are you?
 
Damn daan you are FAST.
 
What? I didn't do nuthin'.
 
Oh I thought you moved this thread. Nevormaind.
 
A rack of DVDs.

I'm screwed.
 
My karting helmet.


Goodbye world.
 
A pillow.

Aww sh--
 
A shoe, a phone, a TV remote and a small lamp. :sick:
Well, at least I'm less dead than you guys with pillows :lol:
 
A laptop(not the one I'm on), a TV remote and a Sims 3 UL case. I'm okay-ish.
 
I'm in a kitchen, so various knives and utensils.
 
My PS3.

Ok I guess I am dead. If I could take the item on my left which is a 4kg dumbell I may stand a chance.
 
Wow, decently sized pocketknife... it usually isn't there but it is for this thread. I'm probably still dead.

(also my door is locked)
 
Hell yeah I got a dodge minivan lol. Escape!
 

You can only do so much with 6 knives with getting too close, and throwing them isn't an option, so unless I was (insert knife wielding maid character here), I'm still pretty much screwed.
 
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A pretzel stick.
 
My cellphone.

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A basket of dirty clothing. I'm doomed.:ouch:

Hell yeah I got a dodge minivan lol. Escape!

That's useless as it doesn't have a V8 and isn't a Ford.:p
 
A can of Thai Orchid Febreeze.

Are they susceptible to that?
 
A basket of dirty clothing. I'm doomed.:ouch:



That's useless as it doesn't have a V8 and isn't a Ford.:p

You'll be robbed at gunpoint or shot before you get anywhere.
 
Ramen noodles.
 
A basket of dirty clothing. I'm doomed.:ouch:

That's useless as it doesn't have a V8 and isn't a Ford.:p

Ironically enough I have a ford with a v8 on the other side of it hahaha.
 
An empty orange Powerade bottle, with no lid.

Dammit.
 
A 70lb dog. I like my odds.
 
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