It's the zombie apocalypse...

[Solid Lifters]

To my right are as follows, PC mouse, bottle of water, acoustic guitar and an entertainment cabinet that has something that can easily take care of a zombie or a water buffalo.

I'll be fine.

 

[Lizard]

A 70lb dog. I like my odds.

Dog gets bitten and turns on you. What do you do?

 

[ilikewaffles11]

I have a dinner plate, maybe if I hit it hard enough it'll be able to kill it. Odds aren't looking to good though. Perhaps the half full can of Pepsi throwback could finish it off.

 

[Eks]

A bottle of Febreeze.
I thought it was Febreeze, it's actually Hartz UltraGuard Plus, flea/tick killer I think.
Eh, life was fun while it lasted.

 

[Sage Ages]

I found a lighter and a bunch of paper next to the knives. My odds aren't as bad as I thought.

 

[Spacegoat]

My landline telephone. At least I could call for some help.

 

[TB]

Immediately to my right? An SD card (8GB!) and card reader.

Within reach to my right? A Maisto 1:18 scale Audi R8.

Shem better hurry the hell up. He's racking up quite the work load here.

 

[mohitraina91]

Toilet paper . I hope the zombies play rock.

 

[Lucas]

A lamp.






I love lamp.

 

[Pupik]

Hell yeah I got a dodge minivan lol. Escape!

Brand mismatch?

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A hotel bed's headboard. Probably bolted to the wall.

The end.

 

[Nicksfix]

A lamp.

Same.

*hurries up - throws lamp under sectional - grabs lamp shaded and puts it on top of head and stands still. Hoping the zombie does not know the difference*

Meh ... doomed. Maybe it wasn't a bright idea.

 

[Sage Ages]

A blue pen. Hooray for stabbing things.

 

[Doog]

My cellphone.

🤬

Is it a Nokia?

 

[CinnamonOD]

My baseball gear

 

[a6m5]

A tactical shotgun, I couldn't make that up. OK, a Disney toy. 🤬

 

[TB]

Disney makes shotguns?!?

 

[Xx07gsxrxX]

My ps3, laptop, or a 10lbs coffee table. Im good.

 

[a6m5]

Disney makes shotguns?!?

I wish.

 

[Crash]

My work laptop, pens and notepads in my laptop bag.

Well that's not going to be very useful.

 

[Daniel]

My work laptop, pens and notepads in my laptop bag.

Well that's not going to be very useful.

Similar situation here: Laptop and pens.

We could order weapons online using the laptop

 

[m8h3r]

A basket of dirty clothing. I'm doomed..

Show the Zombies who's boss and make them do your dirty washing.

 

[ITCC_Andrew]

...the Rock Band 2 mic I use for Skype calls. Oh, darn, I have to hang up on someone... And then proceed to be eaten.

 

[niky]

Table Napkins.

Yum yum. Zombie steak.

 

[Crash]

Similar situation here: Laptop and pens.

We could order weapons online using the laptop

Us to Zombies: "Hold on Zombies! Wait until we've ordered some weapons, then you can attack!"
Zombies to us: "bleerrrgggghhhhhh"

Zombies proceeds to eat us.

 

[dxm8975]

A pile of tissue boxes along with pens as impromptu trench knives.

 

[Cano]

Eh, a glass. I'm very dead.

 

[dhandeh]

A light sabre. Or a Winnie the Pooh plush head.

 

[Rage Racer]

Oh, I've got a lot of weapons near my screen:

- A large screwdriver
- a Swiss knife
- a set of wrenches
- a paper knife
- a Nokia E5 phone (pretty solid)
- a 1:4 racing steering wheel model (kinda like this)
- above the screen is a rack with a bunch of die-cast 1:18, 1:24 and 1:43 car models.
- under the table is a 1:16 scale R/C tank model and two 1:10 R/C cars.

I think I'm going to be alive for a longer time than the most of you.

 

[daan]

I've got a stapler.

And a mad bloke called Brian. He'll sort them out.

 

[Daniel]

Us to Zombies: "Hold on Zombies! Wait until we've ordered some weapons, then you can attack!"
Zombies to us: "bleerrrgggghhhhhh"

Zombies proceeds to eat us.

Don't use UPS then