It's the zombie apocalypse...

[mattythedog]

Some deodorant (basically a flame-thrower) and some school textbooks. I might survive for a bit...

 

[Jahgee]

A kitten, it was nice knowing you guys

 

[Fido_le_muet]

A frickin enveloppe !

 

[DustDriver]

Sunglasses. At least I'll look cool when I go.

 

[R0ssingt0n]

A Fender Jazz bass. In some ways that sucks, in other ways I guess it would be useful for a while. The blood would ruin the white paint job a bit though...

 

[Brett]

To the right of my computer monitor is another identical computer monitor. If I could wield that thing, then it could probably slow the zombie down a bit. Though, I think I might be in trouble.

EDIT: I cannot read. I am at home, not work. Well at home, there are a few things to the right of my computer screen. A couple knives and a putter to start. As long as it is just one zombie, I might be okay.

 

[oopssorryy]

Some mc nuggets.... Distraction?

 

[R0ssingt0n]

Or a pretty lame final meal

 

[daan]

The zombies will be happy with them. They probably contain brainsssssssss.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Dog gets bitten and turns on you. What do you do?

I am already out of the house. The dog is merely a distraction while I escape.

 

[Ranman20]

A Guinea pig.

 

[Anathema]

~Action Replay
~GCN Controller (in pieces)
~USB
~Phone
~Wallet
~Fedora
~CD Rack
~Entertainment center
~Knife
~Metal baseball bat

I think I might live.

 

[Goruk]

My NOKIA cell phone, I´ll be fine.... I hope

 

[Sage Ages]

Knives, a pocket watch of blood, and an Instant Lunch soup. I like my odds.

 

[MoLiEG]

A bottle of water, and some paper...
Goodbye world

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

Not very... I have a Iaito... (ok, it's just a Iaito and not a Katana)... near my Laptop 8)

 

[Akmuq]

A stove that's at least 20kg. Zombies can bring it!

 

[The Stig Farmer]

A lampshade? A huge tin of marbles (could do some damage... if I had a catapult )? World atlas?

Sort-of related but after watching a zombie flick is it normal that I start wandering around my house eyeing up potential melee weapons?

 

[TB]

A huge tin of marbles (could do some damage... if I had a catapult )?

Maybe if they were Lego sized zombie guys a catapult and marbles might do something...

Of course then they'd probably start riding pigeons and dive bombing us from the air.

Not to mention the summoned from the bowels of hell itself pain when you step on them.

 

[Xx07gsxrxX]

Maybe if they were Lego sized zombie guys a catapult and marbles might do something...

Of course then they'd probably start riding pigeons and dive bombing us from the air.

Not to mention the summoned from the bowels of hell itself pain when you step on them.

There we go lay legos out in a big circle so when a zombie steps on one it wont keep coming.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

There we go lay legos out in a big circle so when a zombie steps on one it wont keep coming.

You are a genius

 

[Jurraic5]

I think I will do okay I have a browning shotgun and my marlin 35 lever action to the tv.

 

[Ranman20]

I got a combat knife, a Bb gun, shurikens, 1 katana and 1 Pakistan sword. I'll be fine.

 

[turbolefty78]

Why does it have to be an item just to the right of my monitor? I should be something within reach of where I'm currently sitting. I'm covered either way, sharpened replica of Eowyn's sword from LOTR above monitor, and mag light plus sharp flip knife to my right.👍

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

I have a large garden spike, I should be good to go.

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

A 4 foot tall sub box for my surround sound. I can take the zombie out with that for sure without even wrecking the box.

 

[e30 freek]

I got some Jhonsons baby wipes and a roll of lead free solder wire

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

^ You can pop its head off with the wire then wipe your hands clean of the mess.

 

[Xx07gsxrxX]

I got some Jhonsons baby wipes and a roll of lead free solder wire

Hey maybe if you use the baby wipes to wipe their mouth and everything the infesction wont transfer.

 

[Yukon]

Nothing. There is nothing to the right of my screen.

Bring it.