eatsviper4lunch
Yes my son, I will put up a couple of pre-season challenges.
(Meekly bows)
If I may be so bold as to suggest a possible event for your consideration, and just for fun, how 'bout..........
(Extends hand with bribe)
Track: der Nurburgring or de la Sarthe with the kinks? If de la Sarthe, rules are the same as at the actual 24 Hours of, which are: Drivers must respect the white lines and stay inside of them everywhere and at all times.
(Smiles)
Car: Absolutely box stock types. Either the BMW M3 GTR '03 or, the RUF RGT '00, or the Honda S2000 '04, or the Honda NSX Type S Zero '97, or the Motor Sport Elise '99? No race cars.
(Observes reaction)
Tires: ONLY N3's. Repeat, ONLY N3's. Absolutely. (Notice no question mark on this one?)
(Gasp!)
Weight and power: Zero and Zero on both for everybody?
Same tire wear and penalties as normal JGTC, and same rules?
(Nods head)
Length of race: At least one hour?
(BYOB for possible picnic at the Lauda "Grillkurve")
Difficulty setting: This needs no explanation.
(Don't be insulting)
You with me on this, VTR? And the rest of you?
(Waits for applause)