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*Microsoft and Internet Joke*
I laughed. Good job 👍.
*Microsoft and Internet Joke*
Fixed, unless I missed something.Albert Einstein has always said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
TBFixed, unless I missed something.![]()
I don't get the turtle joke? Anyone care to enlighten me?
I dropped my laptop in the sea. There goes A Dell, rolling in the deep.
Turtles are slow.
That they are. I guess it just didn't tickle my funnybone.
Get your coat son.
Meanwhile on GTPlanet...
-John Petrucci has a box of souls he's amassed over the years after being challenged to "shredding contests". His box includes the souls of Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Randy Rhoads, Yngwie J. Malmsteen, and the Devil.
-Scientists have proven that John Petrucci only has one finger, which moves so fast, it is never percieved as fewer than four fingers by the human senses. If he had more than one finger, scientists believe the universe would exceed critical energy density and collapse on itself, which would destroy everything (except, of course, John Petrucci, who can be neither created nor destroyed, only moved from one style of shredding to another).
FamineMy wife told me she hated it when I did my flamingo impression, so I had to put my foot down.
Liverpool have finally taken home a trophy after six years: The Carling Cup.
That's a bit like being single for six years and then bringing home Susan Boyle
During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse".