I like cheese. Feta is good.
We don't have the "Behold the moldy milk" commercials here. We have commercials that go by this:
Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. California cheese. It's the cheese.
(The announcer stresses the word "the", so it sounds like:
It's tha cheese.
Quite fascinating. During those commercials, they show cows in various situations that relate to California. For example, in one commercial, a cow that was just transferred from somewhere in the East walks up to the native cows, saying "Oh, I
love it here... No snow!". The native cows look at her like she's a psychopath, then she walks off and says "Ooookkaaayyyy...." The native cows say "What's snow?" I dunno, but
she's been tipped one too many times..."
Then there's another one featuring a bunch of cows on a hill, eating grass. Then, there's a rumbling sound, and everything starts shaking [earthquake, obviously]. The cows are screaming "Wheeeee!". Then the camera focuses in on one cow that's having a ball, and when the quake suddenly stops, she goes "Oh. Darn." Another cow: "Yeah, those never last long enough..."
For those of you who have actually read all of what I just typed, I envy you. I wish I was witless enough to view a bunch of obtuse words and jargon. Now, for those of you cheese die-hards (like me),
here's a website you might (or might not) like. I'll go away now.
