Making Car-nversation!

[Gashlycrumb]

"Trick or Treat!!"

"Mmmmm don't you look cute in your little outfit. Wanna come in side while I get you some candy?"

 

[Craig HP]

"Your are soooo hot, will you go out with me?"

"Are you kidding, your not even out of diapers yet!"

 

[superberkut]

"Er... quack?" (Ugly Duckling)

 

[kingcars]

Yo dudez, can I play wif' you?

 

[buickgnx88]

That's not a coffee-can exhaust, that's a keg exhaust!

 

[kingcars]

You're right. It's not a fart can, it's a fart vat!

 

[dylansan]

And these aren't lame jokes, they're... well they suck. Please stop.
More talking cars please kaythanksbye.

 

[kingcars]

I was making an observation, not a joke. Get that sand out of your panties, kthxbye.

 

[dylansan]

I was just kidding anyway, but you have to admit they were kinda lame. Sorry.

 

[buickgnx88]

Well lameness is what I'm all about baby!

 

[Touring Mars]

Look, it's a Coldsmobile...

 

[Metar]

What is this thing? Looks MR2-ish to me, with the vent and rear roof-shape. MkIII Softtop, maybe?

 

[Danny]

Mgf

 

[superberkut]

A round of "Guess that Car v2!"?

Oldsmobile might as well be in the Ice Age, but not literally. Looks a bit like a Viper (from the front), but I highly doubt it.

 

[kingcars]

Yeah, it looks like an MGF to me.

@Minicooper - I know I'm lame, hence the reason I don't TRY to be funny and/or clever .

 

[Roo]

"They've put what on my doors?!?"

 

[superberkut]

Roo, that is hilarious!

"Can't...breathe..." (insect lays eggs down carburetor)

 

[buickgnx88]

Guy: *humming*
Car: *screaming* Gahh! Stop! My foot is GONE!! Ahhhhh it hurts!!!!

 

[Tommi]

​

Octavia Congratulations! you've got err.. twins?
S6: Im so proud of you, they look so cute!.
R36: Exactly, they get their looks from me!

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

I CAN SEE FOREVER!

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

"They've put what on my doors?!?"

That is super funny

Here's my first effort here:

*read in hillbilly voice* Dah, I lost a game of round the round about to a Reliant Robin. But that's OK, coming home to my cousin makes it all worth it, we're married ya know?

Or:

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the YMCA.

 

[buickgnx88]

That is super funny

Here's my first effort here:

*read in hillbilly voice* Dah, I lost a game of round the round about to a Reliant Robin. But that's OK, coming home to my cousin makes it all worth it, we're married ya know?

Shouldn't that be in an Austrailian accent?

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

We have hillbillies in Australia too, and no- we're not all hillbillies so do not harrass us Aussies please.

New one:

I'm having an identity crisis.

 

[buickgnx88]

Haha I didn't know you had Aussie hillbillies, I was thinking you meant American hillbillies.

 

[gibson]

ARG! IM CONSTIPATED!

 

[Jim Prower]

"Pwease, I just wanna home! and a built Slant Six!" *SAAAAD PUPPY EYES*

 

[TopHat]

ARG! IM CONSTIPATED!

Have you ever read Christine?

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FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I RISE!


EDIT:

Hell, I'm 39 years old, and I still look better than you, kid.

I'd take speed over looks any day pop. Any day of the week.

 

[gibson]

You 2 may be fast on the highway, but im faster in hte city! and get better MPG than a hybrid!

 

[Jim Prower]

ALL: We're Fastest on the Highway.
Devil Z: and I'll Kill you if you get it wrong.

Whatever, Just Bring it to the mountain, Punks!

((And thus, Kaido Battle 3/Tokyo Xtreme Racer Drift 2 was started))

((EDIT: furthermore...))

FF Jetta: Im JDMtyte yO!
REAL JDMers: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
FF Jetta: Aw you all jus haterz youdontknow anything about goin fast or lokin kewl you just stupidlol
BlackBird: Ricer idiot...I can't believe we're from the same country...
Fujiwara Tofu AE86: Wrong-wheel drive to boot...
Reina GT-R: HEY! I'm 4WD. That hits a little close to home!

((OOC: I hated writing like a N00B.))

 

[BayConRong]

"Look who's talking! Babyboomers and their lack of respect! "

yup nowadays they just have no respect for thier elders... why if it wasn't the fact that i have only 1 HP i would hunt them down and beat some respect into them!