And so it was, through a combination of abusing other members and attempting to be a moderator, that -=DV=- invented the headdeskfacepalm, to be used only by They Who Wield The Baanhammer in their valiant attempts to Stop This Kind Of Nonsense.
I'd like to add one that literally has tears running down my face...
Accused another forum member of ripping him off in the Marketplace; evidence showed that he was lying. It's CSI: GT Planet, which means that this trade has gone from Wanted - *puts on sunglasses* - to Available. YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!